the pose you strike when you have indigestion but your crush is watching

tagged: mjsantiago

um crush implies mel is capable of love

cute picture guys!

i snorted loudly enough to cause concern to my roommate

is it bad that i'm a little bit in love with ian?

is it bad that i'm a lot in love with mel?

YES MEL YES

sorry mel is private so this is how i'm being fed atm

um i hope you're full? let me know if you want seconds? username

oh honey

my favorite 90 year old

she's so out of the loop😂

where's rudd and urban dictionary when you need him

did someone say urban dictionary

no one said anything these are instagram comments paulrudd

my favorite married couple

mel stop being unhip you'll make me look bad mjsantiago

implying you needed any help in the first place

i just went oooo and aged 7 years in reverse

she's so rude?? i thought she was supposed to be his friend??

i know like leave ian alone hoe username

look mel i have a fan base now!^^ mjsantiago

i love how that's what he focuses on

negativity? ian's never heard of it

king of positive outlooks on life❤️❤️

he's the complete opposite of mel lmao

honestly how are you two friends

we were friends from the minute we met hitomikomatsu

well that's not true

okay well we were friends from the minute mel hit me with my own car

goals😍😍😍

i feel like this merits an explanation

it's a long story

no it's not that's the story mjsantiago

listen you hit the car with your body

a mood

i never look this good even if my crush is watching

but how could your crush be watching if he's all the way in la mjsantiago

i gasped out loud

i love june harmon more than my biological sister😍

mom is so good to me

ZENDAYA IM

if this was twitter i'd be destroying you through memes zendaya

meme team

but did she deny the existence of mom???

i'm here and i'm ready to be emotionally crushed by mel

well i'm here to deny the existence of mom tomholland2013

and that's the sound of my heart shattering into 29 pieces mjsantiago

soon it's going to be the sound of your bones shattering into 29 pieces tomholland2013

wow don't stop sweet talking me mjsantiago

shush you melon rind tomholland2013

this is some sexual tension right here

hey when i kill you can i have the $876 dollars in your savings account juneharmon

hang on how do you know how much money is in my savings account mjsantiago

wild guess juneharmon

true friends know everything about each other

we're really too close i once waxed june's legs for her username

it was horrible like a shark attack at a sunday school

how i'm tryna be

well that's a visual

when we get older we're going to buy houses next door with a pool going across both our backyards

yeah but i get the diving board

careful remember what hollywood taught us happens to witches when they get too close to water mjsantiago

SWEET FUCKING SHIT

damn chad!!

mel is going to tear him apart i can't wait

i don't know what you're talking about i'm an easy going gal username

you once measured a ruler with another ruler mjsantiago

you once color coded the underwear drawers of everyone in our dorm mjsantiago

you once said you would rip my ears off my head and feed them to me for using 13 point font instead of 12 mjsantiago

you once convinced melanie gibson to get matching lower back tattoos with you and then went home after she got hers just because she said you were short mjsantiago

you once didn't come out of your room for 3 days you were so ashamed you split an infinitive in the group chat mjsantiago

you once deleted every song on my ipod touch and replaced them all with cotton eyed joe because i used your chapstick mjsantiago

you once punched a goat in the face mjsantiago

you once punched me in the face mjsantiago

: status update: about to attend 7 funerals

this chapter really got away from me i have no idea what happened here. i really feel like the quality of this fic is dropping drastically i'm sorry