virginity war

good morning and welcome to today's fun fact

I CHOKED ON MY CORN FLAKES

what

i knew that

i didn't i'm sorry i lied to sound cool guys

c h u n k s t u f f e r s

mack the knife changed virginity war to chunk stuffers!

don't meme me you ball of yarn

aw he's trying to insult robert mel style

you guys are my chunk stuffers❤️❤️

was that a heart emoji

did you indirectly send me a heart emoji

i texted my mom she wants you to wear her dress for our wedding

tell nikki i love her and that i'm sorry she'll be receiving packages of her son's body parts

omg mel stop flirting😍😍

is criminal minds a documentary based on your life

i'm a little bit afraid of mel

i'm fuckin terrified of mel

aw you guys stop it you'll make me blush

chadwick is going to flip a flap when he sees mel i can't wait

wait what

i'm coming down to visit in 1.63 months

GOD IS SO GOOD TO ME

i let out a holler i cant wait to meet my hero

YES BITCH YES

excited to finally meet you!!

this is bad

this is very bad

where can i get a new identity and erase all records of me in existence

pro tip: melt your fingerprints off

take lots of canned food you don't know when it'll be safe to come home

use only cash it can't be traced

i've heard russia is lovely this time of year

don't worry i'll protect you chadwick

i didn't take a year of karate when i was 7 for nothing

how are you going to protect him from hundreds of miles away tho

oh i'm coming down too

OH MY GOD JUNE YES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

IM GOING TO MAKE SO MANY GIFT BASKETS

I HOPE YOU TWO LIKE CANDLES THAT SMELL LIKE SUNSHINE AND FANCY CHEESE

can you believe i shed an actual tear of joy

you're coming down to la?

yup :)

are you going to come to set?

yeah i'll be there a lot

cool i miss having you there

yeah those months were like the best months of my life

do you guys already have a place to stay?

yeah we do

no we don't

what?

the hotel has been quarantined

we can't stay there or we'll catch dengue fever

seb can we stay with you?

yeah of course!

great see you then

what i say is jeb

we're all going out sorry i don't make the rules

this will the the littest night of our lives

i don't think that's a word

urban dictionary says it is so it is

it's not

who cares though

i care the english language is a vital component to education and communication that has been eschewed in the integration of social media into our culture

mel, an intellectual

Finally, someone understands!

mel you're such a nerd

i'm so turned off

grammar is a system of language involving syntax and semantics what part of that isn't sexy

the part starting with grammar and ending in semantics

mel honey it's okay

what? i'm sexy

i guess you were a catholic schoolgirl for halloween last year

i was a bagpipe player

well i went to prom with the hottest boy in our high school

yeah because i told him you were dying

siri where can i buy an inhaler i really can't breathe

i can't wait to meet you two😂😂

me either😊

don't be gross tom

why are you so mean

i'm ambitchiuos

i strive to be more than your average bitch

i love my mom

i love mom

i love my mom but most importantly i love mom

can you say shittiest chapter so far? can you also say unnecessary jeb? (seriously who's fic is this)