nerd nation

meeting in bancroft hall at 4 pm tomorrow

i expect to see everyone there

state championships are in 3 months we can't afford to waste any time

i'll be there!

got it👍🏼

whatever you say cap

sounds dope i'm ready for a paradigm shifting evening of science

don't be pretentious remy

telling a competitive team of scholars not to be pretentious is like telling sajan not to set fires

speaking of which i'm banned from bancroft

i guess you could say you're

bannedcroft

shut up ian

since when

since i lit one of their fake plants on fire

really sajan? a library full of paper and you chose to burn a plastic plant?

thanks you for contributing your opinion on what sajan should focus his pyromania on

my grandma sent me clogs in the mail you can burn those instead sajan

just give them to kara she'll love them

BOOOOO

remy remember our policy on not booing art history majors

he didn't remyember

shut UP ian

oh has anyone seen my computer science textbook?

i think i left it at the last meeting

is it the blue and white one with the blood stain on page 34?

well there didn't use to be a blood stain

hm

what the fuck

i thought we removed reyna from groupchat bc she wasn't on decathlon anymore

we did but then raveen dropped out and we had to put her in as alternate

hey speaking of missing items has anyone seen my shovel

i need it for something important

i feel like we should call someone

like the police maybe

listen reyna's definitely a serial murderer but she's our best math rep

thanks

oh i think i have your textbook scott

does it have a strangely detailed drawing of remy in it?

no

ok fine yes

what

i ship it

guys time to be serious

we're heading down to LA in a little less than 3 months to compete with STEM teams from around the country

we need to focus

i'll go over our battle plan together tomorrow but we're going to need to work harder than ever

mel if you work any harder you'll explode

yeah you've already worked yourself half to death

well i still have another half to go

and i'm using it to win state

okay so now that mel is gone i think we should stage an intervention tomorrow at the meeting to make her stop overworking herself

definitely

mel studies too much

she's an amazing captain but she's going to burn out if she keeps pushing herself so hard

i know i worry about her

she needs a break😔

you guys know i'm still here right

no one removed her?

no

oh no

please don't tear me in half mel

no fucking promises

i'm literally quaking with fear

that's not sarcasm i am so afraid

so

we'll be meeting at 4pm tomorrow

we'll be revising the fundamental theorems of multivariable calculus in addition to our overall competition strategy

except for ian of course

because they'll be busy serving tiny bits of his corpse in the cafeteria lasagna

good one mel

no one cares hector

shut up hector

jesus hector

can i set him on fire

what

people seem to enjoy theory's minor characters so here's a chapter featuring them because i don't really know what to do with this fic. also thank you so much for 10k!