《Theory [TOM HOLLAND]》THIRTEEN

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virginity war

added !

added !

changed to !

changed to !

what fresh hell

um

JUNE HI❤️❤️

we've missed you so much!

finally some decent people in this chat

is that mel

you need to keep that girl away from me

hi mel big fan of your work

work?

making tom cry

um hi

hi

how have you been

good

you?

yeah good

do you guys think pigeons have feelings

uh

nice to meet you too i guess

sorry i was trying to break the excruciatingly awkward tension

well then excellent work mel a+ no one is feeling awkward at all any more

i like this girl

me too

i'm hyperventilating someone stab me with an epi pen or something

june you owe me $50

what why

you said it would take 2 months for mel and tom to fall in love i said it would take 2 years

fine you can have your money but only because mom makes me soft

be careful you're dancing with the devil tom

you guys are too cute😍

i'm into it👍🏻

wait this wasn't the plan

what plan?

tom shut up this instant or i'm going to do bad things to your mouth

WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS SO SEXUAL

I MEANT IM GOING TO HURT HIM AND MAKE HIM SHUT UP

i'm sure that's what you meant mel

wow i'm blushing

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stable heart condition? never heard of it

so this is the woman you've chosen to love tom

what no

this is the first one of tom's choices that i approve of

i'm mom's #1 fan omg

well hold the fuck up now

y'all are bandwagoners june and i have been shipping this since day one

it's true we spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to devise a plan to get you together

haha what that's so dumb why would someone do that

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who do you think gave tom your number mel

someone who wanted to see me suffer

status update: feelings have been irreparably damaged

i woke up this morning thinking it would be any ordinary day

but instead jesus has chosen this day to be the day of miracles

seb are you even religious

no

not unless you count the two weeks he was in a cult

that wasn't a cult that was a community of believers in the falsification of the moon landing

you wore a tinfoil hat

yeah but only once because zork said it complimented my eyes

wait was it the Circle Upholding Life's Truth

i looked at their website

they did a shitty job with the graphic design though so i took my moon landing conspiracy beliefs elsewhere

THAT LITERALLY SPELLS CULT

wake up america

i swear to god

*swear to zork

whatever seb gets it

yeah june and i don't need the rest of you

mel it's happening!!

I AM THE BIGGEST SLUT FOR JEB OKAY LET ME LIVE

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