《Theory [TOM HOLLAND]》SEVEN

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private messages

we need to talk about june and why her relationship ended

oh god not this again

which one are you

the jell-o fellow?

apocalypse dave?

the guy who wore pants made out of his own grass clippings and told me my aura looked gray?

what the fuck

who are those people

a few highlights of june's ex boyfriends

the jell-o fellow?

just really into jell-o

and i'm assuming you're another ex if you want to talk about june and your relationship

so the answer is no i do not have your dave matthews cd or whatever please fuck off june gave you the wrong number

this is going to be harder than i thought

it's not an ex it's me tom

you say that like i'm supposed to know who you are

tom holland? from the mcu?

oh we're doing prank texts fun

hey is your refrigerator running?

no i'm really tom holland

sure you are buddy

it's me tom holland i'm spiderman!!!

when i was 7 i thought i was spiderman too we all have our moments

JESUS CHRIST

WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS

i have a list of reasons

it's alphabetized

a is for assholes who think they can mess with me

mel louise santiago

i am not messing with you

louise is not my middle name

MEL

remember when seb gave me your number??

you texted me to tell me seb and june were dating??

prove it

hm

photoshop

that text sounds way too optimistic and enthusiastic to be me

M E L S A N T I A G O

okay fine

how come you don't have my number

i'm pretty sure i deleted it from my phone right after that

what why

because the next day you sent me three good morning texts, what you ate for breakfast, and a description of the dog you saw in 3 paragraph length detail

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all before 8 am

those all sound like important and urgent messages to me

do they

do they really tom

i guess that's why you never responded to any of my other texts

this is somehow more hurtful than thinking you were ignoring me

mel changed to !

that's not what tom is short for

mel changed to !

not even close

mel changed to !

yup that's the one you got it mel congrats

great tomathan

so why did you need to talk to me about june

you know how you're her best friend

yes

and i'm sebastian's best friend

you're definitely not

and they broke up

right

i have a plan

can you stop texting me in 4 word parts

to get them back together

never mind i'm listening

did you forget this was a tom fic because i did too a little bit sorry for all the chapters without mom. get ready for some serious parent trapping by tom and mel

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