the golden trio

ian please tell sajan to stop setting fires it creates an unstable learning environment

i don't control my roommate

if he does i won't play the guitar for a week

you know what actually i think he can be reasoned with

i think it was a huge mistake to let everyone pick their own names in this gc

i like them

they reflect our true selves

my true self isn't a 90 year old man who plays piano and wears an earring

but you picked your name

yeah because it's comedic gold not because i can feel the love tonight

well maybe your conscious is trying to tell you something

do you mean my conscience?

no you don't have one of those

this is just some more of kara's spiritual bullcorn

your conscious mel

your sense of self

your soul

mel doesn't have one of those either

i'm not saying i'm going to smack your ass with a plank of wood ian

but there is a plank of wood outside your door

and you have an ass

this is why sajan says he gets no sleep at night knowing you live in the room across from us

um gross is that a sexual thing

no he's just genuinely afraid of you

aw never mind that's really sweet of him

anyway i'm making dinner tonight if you guys want to eat in the lounge area instead of the dining hall

depends what you're making

i'm actually eating dinner at june's tonight but i agree with ian

i don't trust you

what why??

remember when you got into indian food and you made that vegetarian vindaloo

it tasted like it was seasoned with molten lava

i couldn't see out of my right eye for a week

my throat felt like chernobyl

even the water tasted spicy

i lost half my taste buds

definitely took a few years off my lifespan

i changed my mind

you bastard children can starve

my berkeley babies are so messy