stop playing wonderwall like some white guy seeking female validation i'm trying to learn about string theory

tagged: karanormal

you guys are cuties

your captions never fail to deliver😂

you can't stop my frat bro vibes

i am god in boat shoes and cargo shorts

with my pukka shell necklace and my father's money i am unstoppable

i'll remind you that i have the only key to our dorm room karanormal

kara shut up we can hear you down the hall

did you say play country music at full volume? sure thing! username

don't you darecountry music is the eleventh plague sent down to earth by god to punish humanity karanormal

did you saysing along too? no problem!

i locked her out username

fuck now she's outside our door

jessie get the air horn and the spray bottleusername

stop being a pretentious nerd and have fun with your roommate you're only young once

JUNE MY MOTHER

*mel's mother

calling me a nerd doesn't automatically win you every argument juneharmon

yes it does

nerd

i love this friendship

ughhave you been telling people we're friends again juneharmon

mel this a talented and accomplished woman you should be so lucky to be her friend

you seem like a semisubmersible young man i like you thewrightway

did you mean sensible juneharmon

no i meant semisubmersible

it's shocking but true i can be partially submerged in water

i'm going to fully submerge your head in water and count to a thousand thewrightway

she's so cranky isn't she thewrightway

i know she'sbeenso tense lately juneharmon

shut up

nerds

would you look at that i stand corrected it actually does work

can you let me in i have to pee

i wish i had a plan for this fic but i don't so it's going to be an adventure enjoy the ride