hello STEM comp team this is your captain speaking we will be landing in first place shortly

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Congratulations to delegates from our Physics, Biology, and Mathematics departments! This week, UC Berkeley's own STEM Competition Team, led by captain Mel Santiago, brought home the gold at the Northern California Math Science Decathlon. Go Bears!

that's us!! username

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congrats guys!

go bears💛💙

the physics department carried all your asses but okay

rt mjsantiago

everyone knows bio dominated but okay🤔

shut up hector you didn't answer a single question username

i love my messy ass decathlon team

this weekend was a blast😊😊

yeah because the bio department bombed username

get ready to calculate the velocity of my foot up your ass mjsantiago

mel vs ian let's gooo

i love it when the physics and bio departments beef

fight fight fight

ian defend bio's pride!! thewrightway

i'm coming for you mjsantiago

ian if you fight me you're attached to another surface by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis thewrightway

screwed

sick burn mel mjsantiago

i don't understand it at all but still a++ that kid is probably bawling

IS THAT JUNE HARMON

first cello of the san francisco symphony june harmon??

composer of captain america civil war june harmon???

ex girlfriend of romanian god sebastian stan june harmon????

mel what the shit how do you know sebastian stan's ex girlfriend??

we've been friends for like 10 years you concrete chunk thewrightway

hi june i'm your biggest fan you're so wonderful and talented and pretty😊💕😍juneharmon

you better not be hitting on my best friend karanormal

she inspired me to learn to play the cello!! mjsantiago

that's so great! karanormal

you don't share a dorm room with her it was not great at all juneharmon

"learned to play" is a very generous term for the sounds she made juneharmon

MEL IS FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE FAMOUS Y'ALL

MEL IS ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE Y'ALL

i'm not friends with mel she pays me to interact with her on social media to make her seem more popular

adopt me maybe? juneharmon

can you get us infinity war spoilers mjsantiago

why are you all like this

fun fact: when i originally created mel's username in sonata i actually wasn't even thinking about mj watson because i hadn't planned on setting her up with tom yet, but it worked out so perfectly. my subconscious is a genius. anyway, here's a hot mess of a first chapter. i would tell you things will get better except they honestly probably won't