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Looking for a way to escape Hogwarts before my Transfiguration exam, anyone know a way?

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Well, it all depends on how far you're willing to walk, but I'd recommend the passage behind the Druid's picture

^ Although that's a bit narrow, Remus could barely fit down when he was skinny as a twig, maybe just make a run for it and take a boat from the Black lake

No, obviously use the trap door under the Charms classroom, what are you two, amateurs?

ummm just walk out? it's not a prison and nobody suspects you when you're a white, straight boy

How would they know you were straight just by looking?

Oh trust me, you know if you have the Straigh-dar 💁‍♀️

^ that's not a thing

Then why do I have it huh? 🙄

back on topic, there's one wall you can literally disappear through if you touch the right brick

So that's where you went when I came to talk to you the other day...

Of course you could slip out from the dungeons, there are so many paths

You're all wrong. The best way is to apparate via a non-wizard creature, such as a Phoenix or a House elf... I know all the loopholes

*You shouldn't be escaping at all

Autocorrect... 😉