You sure we should be doing this together?

Yes, why wouldn't we be?

Idk I just want to mess things up by being jumpy or something

You won't be because we're fine, nothing happened we just removed the benefits from our FWB

Okay

Besides, we can't mess up Dork's plan, she'll literally have our heads

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Veritaserum in tea ought to do the trick - S

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Very disappointed

In our plan? Seems solid to me, Ministry people love tea, we're all British, it's just a face

I don't like tea

Get out

No, in prongs and padfoot's private. Their name is obviously Starbucks, Sirius STAR and Prongs = male deer, buck ... smh guys 🙄

Sirius here, we were twelve and can't be asked to change it

Forget tea and bad ship names, how did you get into the ministry so easily?

Literally piss easy, it's actually ridiculous, just told them we were visiting my uncle and they believed us, some silly geezer even directed us to the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes without hassle.

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The Ministry really is beautiful. And in good news, Dorcas just managed to serve tea to the officials, giving the redhead one Barry mentioned the veritaserum tea, all is looking goof- H

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Has anyone been spotted yet?

They think we're interns, all is going to plan so far. Think they're all pissed that they have to work on a weekend tbh so nobody questions some nice cups of tea - E x

All still going well?

Kind of ... they left me alone pretending to serve tea, Dorks to confront redhead who just went to the loo and Marls and Sirius have vanished somewhere ... low-key freaking out but it's all good 👍

FUCK EVERYTHING IS NOT GOOD 😱

MY FUCKING UNCLE JUST WALKED IN AND HERE I AM PRETENDING TO BE AN INTERN, I CAN'T FUCKING FIND DORCAS, OR MARLENE OR SIRIUS

I just called Marlene but she's not picking up, just get out of there, don't get caught snooping

But I don't want to leave them, WHAT DO I DO?

Hestia, find Sirius

No, Hestia, escape!

DO NOT LEAVE HIM ALONE IN THE GOVERNMENT!

I FUCKING LEFT THEM, I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON WHO DESERVES TO BE RIDING A HIPPOGRIFF BACK BY HERSELF

Hey Hestia, thanks for leaving me in the ministry

I panicked 😭

It's okay, jokes are hard to convey over instagram. I got what I needed anyway

How did it go?! Did they erase Em's memory?

I didn't get much from him, the serum wore off quickly and I had to make a run for it but he didn't remember her name, simply stating that they have been erasing the memories of 'compromised muggles' recently who they believe know about the wizarding world so i reckon she was a casualty. I managed to snag some hair from his jacket as he ran so I am going back there, getting a memory and figuring out who the fuck erased my girlfriend's memories

Wait, you're going back in? Dorks, that's kind of risky

N

o, because I will be disguised. Trust me on this, please

This is all great but we're forgetting the bigger question WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE PADFOOT

And Marlene

I AM WORRIED SICK