《[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU》E.V ↣ 23/12/77

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If I weren't hella gay and taken, Barry, you would be the first person I turn to 😋

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But you are hella gay and taken right? 😓

I am but I'm also petty and a bit mad at you

I think I like Barry more than coffee

Literally shook, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

How bad is your life? 🤔

Tbh I think this caption applies to ... everyone. I am pretty much the hottest guy on the planet, tattoos, a jawline ... everything 💯

Um what? 😕

Hottest guy on the planet

Mate you are very wrong

How old are you?

18

I'm 20 which means I have had 2 more years practice. Numbers don't lie, mate

Em, I'm sorry for lying to you the past few weeks and making everyone else lie to you and blocking you that one time when you got too persistent

It has kind of sucked. At least you unblocked me, Peter still hasn't

Okay, I'm going to be honest now and this is hard for me, you know how bad I am at taking things seriously, I need something to force me to stay blunt and serious

If you hide behind a sarcasm and jokes, I will have sex with Barry. Good incentive? 😂

That works... okay, you're going to laugh but you're right. We are magical, we ride brooms, we do spells. You were right 👍

Are you 100% serious? Because I will live up to my promise if this is a joke. Barry is a fine specimen but I wouldn't enjoy screwing him so if you're joking around it's really bad for both of us

No, I am 100% sirius ... sorry, serious but I am. It sounds weird but I feel like you'd got it already

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Thank you for being honest, I appreciate it and that actually explains a lot. Sorry about threatening to have sex with Barry, that was petty and I shouldn't have done that

This is a weight off my chest, now I can conjure flowers for you and set mood lighting with my wand and romantic stuff

Can't wait, love you 😘

Love you too 😘

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Trust me to find a face claim for Barry before Emmeline. Also, just to clarify as I haven't been clear before, Em, Barry, I like coffee more than people and Chloe are all muggles who are 2 years above the others and work in a garage together, probably riding clients motorbikes and taking random photos. I'll do a bonus chapter on their lives at the end or something if I remember - E x

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