Okay, new plan, we tell her we're magicians, who go to magician school training to be magicians. This could work too, I can really imagine Sirius in something like this

Jokes on you, I would look amazing in both those outfits

Hey! He even has the same hair as you! 😂

I am trying so hard to stay calm right now

hey i have dungarees just like that at home except minus the unicorn 🦄

That's the only redeeming feature!

Okay, back to the drawing board then ... attempt #4

Guys, I've made a decision. I'm going to tell her 👍

No, you can only do that if you're married or government officials! It's the law 😬

OH FUCK, WE ARE PLANNING A WEDDING 💒

No wedding and even if it was, why would I let you guys plan it? That's not the question I want to ask though, the big one is who upholds the law?

The ministry...

So if they never find out, there's no consequences!

Dorks, don't go against the government, there's even songs against it, 'I fought the law and the law won'

You are literally the embodiment of rebel, you should support this! And besides, it's my girlfriend, my choice. It will all be fine, the Ministry won't find out 🙄

Famous last words...

Random question but why did you ask Lily to solve your Em problem rather than get off your arse and do it yourself? 🤔

Aha, I forgot I did that. My life is so exciting, the little things pass you by

We did do it ourselves, we just wanted to see what she came up with. But it's okay now, Dorcas is telling her so I'll just tell her to stop planning

Okay, okay, okay... hypothetically, what if she had already gone ahead with a plan and that plan involved a very artfully done and powerful confundus charm? 😂

Be glad it's not obliviate?... I'm kidding, I'd say we had a problem

Great.

We have a problem then