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Missing the summer so much 😔

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If you don't mind hypothermia, you can just stand in your bikini all the time 😂

You see, but the thing is I do mind about hypothermia

Oh. We have a problem then 😐

This is when that cute picture of me was taken where I was smoking topless

That photo was taken at night...

The sun sets fast in the winter...

Ridiculously gorgeous as always Marls, you look nice too but I feel like I can't really comment on that 😂

Marls I need your help. Urgently. Emmeline might know about magic and Sirius asked me to help but I have no idea how to stop her from finding out. She's smart, like really smart and already basically knows, what the hell do I suggest?

You came to the right person. The answer is simple: Memory removal or manipulation 👍

What? You think I should travel up to London and confundus charm her in front of Barry Birdman or whoever that guy was James pretended to be one time?

No, way too obvious. Look you hire someone to do it, there are people who will do it if you know how to get in contact. Some of them are very reliable and discrete 😎

And you know this how?...

Okay, I am about to reveal my deepest secret

Fuck, do you run it? Are you in a gang? Are you not really Marlene?

I have a half brother, who's like twenty five from my Dad's first girlfriend and he's a ... Slytherin, a very cunning one too. He worked in the ministry and used it on a few people who may have seen a few vaguely illegal things. Trust me, I can do this

I don't know, this feels unethical and also why didn't you tell me this?

You think I want people snake runs in my veins? No, my parents were Gryffindors, my sister is, we all are. And as for the unethical stuff, I say fuck it, the long run will be worth it 👌

Maybe...

Well, just say the word and I'll DM him...

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In all my other books, I try and make it as historically accurate as possible, like researching 70s rap and Earth, Wind and Fire and in this one, it's just like ... nah as they didn't have instagram either but here we are - E x