Hey, you already for our date today?

Yeah xx

Hey Lily

Do you remember when you said Jily would never happen?

.... yes 😑

And then it did?

Yes...

Well, hate to be that guy but I told you so

...

You're never going to let me forget that are you 😒

If we forgot, we'd lose all those great insults you came up with so I'm doing this for our benefit

True 😘

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Cheap date 🤑

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Not as cheap as you 😏

How very dare you, I don't know WHAT you mean!

*cough* Filled his handbag with breadsticks and leftovers AND napkins *cough*

It's called a MANbag!

That's not cheap, just common sense! 😓

Why? Manbags are all weird, hand bags are cute and there are so many colours and styles, it rocks

I have a handbag. I bought it myself and being one of the girls means I have NO SHAME ❤️

Frank, you have done it, your time with the girls has transcended you from the plain of fragile masculinity to a point where you can appreciate Quidditch and hair care, dick jokes and handbags. Gender roles mean nothing to you, you are simply Frank ❤️❤️

I am crying real tears, thank you

THAT'S NOT HOGSMEADE, LILY IF YOU LET PRONGS GET LOST OR HURT, I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!

But I'm chill, y'know ... but I will make you life a living hell 🙃

Relax, we snuck away from Hogsmeade out of the apparating zone and went to Edinburgh for a bit...

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Cool photo but can anybody help get him down? 🤔

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING HIM GET HURT! IF HE FALLS, I WILL COME FOR YOU!

Relax! I'm fine! 😌

Wait ... ARE YOU WRITING THIS ON TOP OF A PRECARIOUS POSITION?! STOP FOCUSING ON THIS AND START FOCUSING ON NOT DYING 😨😱😰

Sorry, sorry, I'm just a little stressed

He gripped my arm so hard I now have little crescent moons on it

Exactly, a LITTLE stressed 🙄

and you ate the special pear i was saving for a special treat

And it was vile, get a better treat for me to steal next time

Sorry, will do 😯

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Dancing in the moonlight 🌙

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*sunset

It's a song, you don't need to correct me!

I just don't want my friend embarrassing himself by incorrectly saying the times of day

Glad to see that you've got off that basketball hoop and Lily didn't let you get lost

Don't worry, we'll take good care of each other ❤️

I wish I could say I believed you but only time will tell

But I said I would! 🤔

Actions not words, Lil, my tests to you aren't done

This was a test? 😨

Oh Lil, they haven't even started...

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?! I HAVE BEEN ASKING THIS FOR YEARS!

@dork-ass A levitation spell and a timer...

FINALLY!!

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Sorry for not updating yesterday, I was at a party and realised me and my friend's boyfriend have the exact same personality like, to the point where we researched the same conspiracy theories on the same day ... yet another conspiracy theory - E x