Yo guys, we're kind of sitting here bored with our hostages, long story, don't ask but we kinda want to know, are you guys together or what?

I CAN SEE THAT YOU'VE BOTH SEEN IT, ANSWER ME!

Wait, are you guys making out?!! ARE YOU?

ANSWER ME 😲

Patience is a virtue

Honest fuck yourself Lily, answer me 😒

Or fuck James WAHEY!

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OKAY NO REPLY FOR FUCKING HOURS AND THEN YOU JUST POST THIS CRYPTIC SHIT, I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK, YOU LITTLE SHITS, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!? 😧😡😠

I AGREE WITH SIRIUS, EXPLAIN FFS 😣

Probs not the right time, but is Lily naked?!

No! 😓

So you reply to that ^ but not me, fuck you

You didn't put my dignity at risk 😂

PRONGS ANSWER ME

What do you wanna know? 😉

DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP, YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA KNOW

language everybody! and we want to know if you're dating, you nuggets!

Shall we tell them?

Yes

I'm sorry is your name Lily? 😕 And go on then, I'm done trolling them enough

So I arrived there and James wasn't there, but the words were on the ground ... there just no James. All very confusing until Marlene told me that they'd deliberately sabotaged him so I could get my chance to ask him out myself

... So Lily decides to look for me and there I am at the bottom of the hill, trying to figure out how to get the motorbike to start as I haven't had my signal from Remus or Peter yet. As I saw Lily walking down the hill, I managed to fall off Sirius's bike

FUCK IS MY BIKE OKAY

Brilliant priorities (No sarcasm intended)

bRIlLianT pRioRities ... JUST STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING AND LET THE STORY CONTINUE 🙃

I ran over to check he was okay and there was silence then at the same time, we kind of asked each other out, it was awkward and we both laughed a bit. I helped him up and neither of us knew what to say as the yes was unspoken

I asked her if she wanted to go for a broomstick ride (an ACTUAL one, not a euphemism because I know Padfoot would say something if I didn't clarify 😂) and she said yes so we went for a ride, saw Padfoot and Dorcas gawping and then spent the rest of the day by the lake.

We may have kissed a bit ... seventeen times to be precise 😋

... so yeah, we said yes and made out, that is all

....

ASHEHGOSDBGAIUUGBSDODABGOUSBDGOROU

^ same just cba to type it

Aha finally 😂

... um, thanks Mark?

No problem, I was kind of rooting for you guys 👍

Congrats guys ❤️

Congratulations! I was rooting for you!

Thanks bro Thank you, Professor!

*dies .... of HAPPINESS AND THEN RESURRECTS BECAUSE I'M NOT MISSING THIS!*