WORMY I HAVE AN EMERGENCY 😱

did marlene's foundation not match james' fair skin? 😂

No, that worked just fine. I was excited so I kept talking in Flitwick's lesson and he gave me a fucking detention over lunch! NOT EVEN AFTER SCHOOL, RIGHT NOW AT LUNCH AND HE'S SO MAD, HE'S KEEPING ME UNDER CLOSE EYE, I CAN'T ESCAPE! I would get you guys to help me but all eyes need to be on James today, side missions aren't an option

Wormy, I need you to be my eyes, sure yours will never have the stormy grey angst of mine but I need you to tell me everything that happens. Lily slaps him? I want to know. James drops Lily off the broom? Tell me the second she falls. They begin to have passionate sex on the table? You tell me EVERYTHING, every little detail 👍

last one was gross and i'm not doing that but i will do the rest 👍

You are a good friend unlike me, missing such an important event. Btw if this fucks up, I blame you

again, all great but the last part messed it up. anyway, chocolates are in place 🍫

WORMY

DID YOU FUCKING EAT THEM, WHAT THE FUCK, LILY IS NOT GOING TO FOLLOW A TRAIL OF EATEN CHOCOLATE

relaaax i ate the leftovers, stop stressing

lily isn't awake yet, i'm guarding her friends right now, but i'll leave when lily arrives. marlene says hi btw (she's on the fridge) 😄

hestia told me to fuck off and stop filming her eating alice's special yoghurt so i left early, it should be fine though, marls said she's send lily alone

lily is here! 👍👍👍

moony has vanished suddenly so i'll go and check on james, give him the signal to ride up on a motorbike and be the dot to the question mark

Alright, keep my updated! Tell him I'm so sorry and will literally do whatever it takes for his forgiveness! Flitwick is still watching me but he looks sleepy so might be able to sneak away

Wormy, it's been a minute now, keep me updated 🙄

Wormy?

Peter's gone, this is Dorcas Meadowes, your worst fear 👿

Tbh a lot of things scare me more, you-know-who, my friends dying, being uncool... BUT YOU ALREADY ARE, SO YOU'RE LIVING THE NIGHTMARE

Not Funny and surely if I'm uncool, I am your worst fear smh

Prove you're who you say you are

100% Dorcas 😏

WHAT DID YOU DO TO WORMY!? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

Lily wants to ask James out in her own way and I am a loyal friend, if James doesn't get the signal, Lily can find him and ask him out. And Peter's fine, he's magically bound along with Remus but Mary brought snacks and is dangling them in front of him 😈

You monster 😭😧🖕

Whatcha going to do? You're stuck in detention

Or AM I...

I'M COMING, PRONGS! 😌

FUCK IT, HOW DID YOU GET OUT

I JUST WALKED OUT, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS BUT I'M NOT WALKING NOW, I'M RUNNING

I'll distract you with a photo of Marlene and Alice!!!

I'VE SEEN HER TITS, YOU THINK AN OBSCURED FACE WILL STOP ME 😂

FUCK IT, I'M RUNNING, LILY WILL ASK OUT JAMES, I WILL BE THE SUPERIOR FRIEND

HA, DORCAS, I'M ALREADY OUTSIDE, I'VE BASICALLY ALREADY WON

Or DID you? 😋

Wait, I don't see them and the motorbike is untouched 🤔

Me neither...

I'M STILL GOING TO RUN LOOKING FOR THEM, WHOEVER FINDS THEM FIRST WINS, JAMES WILL ASK HER OUT

WAIT I SPOTTED THEM! SIRIUS, COME BACK!

DORCAS, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, ARE THEY TOGETHER, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, WHAT IS GOING ON! 😱😱😱

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Yo guys, we're kind of sitting here bored with our hostages, long story, don't ask but we kinda want to know, are you guys together or what?

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