《[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU》D.M ↣ 02/08/77
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Reason #1 to date girls - double the wardrobe to maximise joint hotness 🔥
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Reason #2 to date girls - They're just better kissers from my experience, although that could just be Dorcas 😏😉
Reason #3 to date girls - Everything they do is just so damn cute
Reason #1 to date guys - That crooked grin they do, can't put my finger on it but you know the one 😌
Reason #2 to date guys - When they have amazing arms and just put them round you and you feel so safe and warm
Reason #1 to date both - everyone's hot so I ain't picking a side 🤗
Reason #1 to date me - I'm awesome 😜👌
Reason #1 to not date, just fuck - Sex is great, hang out with no commitment and I'm just not into dates
Amen 🙏
Reason #1 to not date and just study - Our N.E.W.Ts are coming up in a year, you horny people need to start studying or risk your futures, gees
reason #1 to eat your vegetables - it's good for you 👍
This comments section is a train wreck
Guys, I've come to a realisation
Is it that dating girls is better than guys? 😜
No
Damn, we gave a strong argument
Why choose though? lol
I think when Mark messaged me and said I looked good, I realised that I am completely over him and ready to date again
And I want that date to be
James
Why did you do that in three different messages? 😂😂
For the drama ofc
You're just as bad as Sirius ffs
But also FUCKING FINALLY, you're so obvious ffs 😂🙄
Ride that boy dayum 🍆
Fucking hell, Mary, what was that?
Sorry, I panicked, the excitement that Lily finally admitted it got the better of me, I apologise 😥
So, what are you going to do about it?
I don't know yet, I'll see when we get back to school
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