《[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU》J.P ↣ 25/07/77
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created a group chat with
Evening boys, I believe you know why you're here
Actually I'm in Liverpool rn lol
And I'm sitting next to you, giving you a judgemental eyebrow raise 😕
Ffs we talked about this, I need your help with a plan! My game is adequate but it needs to be perfect for Lily. You two are both smooth, help??
I am smooth, aren't I? We'll help of course 😎
Okay, I'll help too. So you told me before she posted a pic with cleavage in? You've gotta retaliate
Slight problem, I don't have boobs?
No questions! Master's at work! 🙄
Not so much a question, more like a statement... I DON'T HAVE BOOBS NOR CLEAVAGE!
Fine, just post a hot photo, like shirtless or something? So she knows you're on the same page and who doesn't like abs lol 😂
Hey Prongs, I've got one for you
Fuck off 🖕
...yeah, maybe not that
But if they do date, she's gonna have to handle him at worst, might as well know what she's getting into
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Oh whoops, didn't see you there 😹
tagged: Nobody
Can I have your watch?
No
Oh. Okay.
Didn't realise you were in shape, impressive abs 💪
Why thank you
Hot. Not me hot, but hot nonetheless 🔥
Thank you...?
this is hot, no homo
No homo? When did you become such a bro?
I've always been a bro... well, i read about it in a magazine and now i'm feeling the teen slang
This is hot and girls don't have to say no homo, so neither will I 😘
Love you both ❤️
beautiful bby 😍
^ Don't mind him, he's just practicing
Thanks Frank ❤️
Somebody barged in on you getting changed? How rude
I know right?
And they managed to get such a perfect photo of your abs too! Remarkable!
Stop complaining! 😂
I wasn't complaining!
That actually worked really well, nice work boys
Now she knows what's under your shirt, you can begin phase two of the plan
Big romantic gesture to ask her out?
Yep 👍
This is fun
Other James, why did we stop talking?
Because of that really creepy gif? 😂
Well, we're all good now
...
left the group
Why would you send it again?! 🙄
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