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Guess what I'm thinking about 🤔

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"If only I had Lily's hair, wit and intelligence"

How jealous you are of my photography skills and my general photogenic-Ness 👌

"How has Frank been in the girls for less than a week and he's already a better girl than me?"

How this is the best photo of your face ever 😉

Summer homework and the impending doom of N.E.W.Ts... fuck, now I'm stressing out again

If muggle ropes work as well as magical ones

My dick? 🍆

Tbh who doesn't think of that, if you say no, then you're probably lying

food

Trick question, you don't think 😱

How I am the superior 'Mar'

You guys are all such arseholes, I was thinking what a pretty view 🙄

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Last day of term and they still can't stay out of trouble

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did they get back up?! are they okay? you can't just post this and expect me to be calm

Dw they were only about a 3 meters off the ground 😄

Try 300m, mate 🙄

How are you still surprised after all this time? 😂

I'm not, I'm merely observing

We're not in trouble, just thinking up ways to avoid mocks

Don't fall off! Skelegro exists, breaking your wrist would have little effect!

Dw, no jumping, we were just going to hide so they couldn't find us

Yeah because THAT would work, 🐝have Potter

If you hadn't put it on your instagram, I probably never would have noticed, ten points to Gryffindor for initiative! 👍

Albus, that's not what points are for...

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Glad not to have wear this cloak for a few months! 👌

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I'm still gonna wear it for fun 😂

You guys wear cloak? Wow, this place sounds crazy

Sarcasm?

No, I am an admirer of cloaks 👍

Lily responded well to my fake instagram accounts, she asked Dorcas about them

Padfoot didn't like them much, even after I explained, said he felt like technology had gone too far

Don't know if he realised they were all you ngl

Not really the point...

The point was a) She responded well to it, she probably at least kind of likes you and b) Last day of school

... I think you think you're being clear but you're going to need to literally spell it out for me 😬

ASK HER OUT DIMWIT 🙄