Hey Em

Sup

Long time no see you little bitch 😟

Well, summer's soon, we'll visit you for a bit, I swear

Okay, that's good. So what can I do for you?

Well, I kind of wanted to ask a favour. Lily either hates me or likes me, but we don't know which

And you want me to pretend to be a bunch of girls, flirt with you and see if she gets jealous? Done 👍

I was going to say ask Dorcas...

No, Dorcas likes this thing, trust me, we discuss this a lot

So my thing?

No!

For one of my personalities, I think I might be Russian, like a Bond Lady and then a fun loving redheaded Irish women for another 😄😄

This is serious! Not a time for schemes, I just want to know

But I've already created @sashaivanof1977

Sounds like a catfish porn blog!

Um but it's not. I'll ask Dorcas but please let me do this? Working with cars is fun but we've been working on this awful Porsche for some prick for weeks, please let me have this one?

Fine, but only three fake identity! You picked Sasha, an Irish woman, you get one more so pick wisely!

Oh I will. In the mean time, check my Instagram... your welcome 😄

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What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 💪

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Couldn't agree more ❤️🔥

Eh, he's alright 😕

Thought you weren't into men, hon

Fine, Princess... 'objectively speaking' what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 🙄

Better, but I'm minusing points for virtual condescendingness

Um what? 🤔

Check dms

Oh right, never mind! He is a fine man, what a beautiful creature, that jaw, those brows 😍🔥

Now you're overdoing it

That's not even me in the photo, it's your friend Barry!

Who objectively speaking is hot 🔥🔥

Like I said... you're welcome