《[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU》A.F ↣ 15/05/77
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Wishing I was back at the spa tbh ❤️
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Taken moments before we fell out of the hammock 😂😂
Aww this is so cute, wish I was back there too 😘
Even after all that happened? I think you're 🦁 to yourself
Don't 🐝 a 🐤y bastard and bring that up
Stop 🐎ing around you, I'm 🌲ing to have a reasonable conversation here
Really? Because if that's so, your conversation skills are 🐱strophic
You're 🦁 to yourself again, I'll have you know I am un🐝🍂ably good at talking to people
Really? It's far too 🧀 y for my taste so far
Stop being ri🍆ulous and accept my puns for who they are!
I'm far too 🦀y to even begin to accept them
Come on now, don't be 🐮ard! Accept them!
I'm sorry but I am far too 🐔 and 🐑ish to do that...
Well, if you're ever 🍞y to be accept them, I will be waiting
That's 🍓reasonable of you
Is it safe for us non-punmasters to come out now?!?
I can't even with you two...
This is adorable, Alice btw 😘
In times to come, we will look back on my comment section as the start of something brilliant...
Those puns were a🐾lling
You have arse puns, stay in your lane!
God Dorcas! 🙄
i'm still trying to figure out what is going on, what does ri🍆ulous mean? ri-aubergine-ulous is not a word!
It has another usage...
which is? 🤔
Think about what it LOOKS like
um, an aubergine?
IT'S A PENIS, PETER, A GOD DAMN PENIS
but it's an aubergine! it's purple! why would people do that?!?!?
Too pure, my heart is bursting ❤️
What did I just enter?...
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You guys can have bonus points in my imaginary raffle thing if you understand all the emoji puns because I don't even know if I do - E x
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