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I do what I want except for ride on a motorbike without a helmet because that's illegal apparently 🙄

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Not bad for a first try although I'm never letting you ride my bike again 😎

I HAVE A RED HARLEY-DAVIDSON THAT I REFURBISHED MYSELF OMG I LOVE MOTORBIKES SM 😱😱

I KNOW RIGHT! My bike flies too, it's awesome

... what? 😕

It's a joke, so fast that it almost flies but doesn't because that's not possible

lol okay...

No, I meant it actually flies

MARLENE MCKINNON WHY WERE YOU ON SIRIUS'S MOTORBIKE

And who took the damn photo?

Yes we need answers! 😱

Damn, chill guys, we just went for a ride on his book, no biggie

It is a biggie, it is a very big biggie! 😂

It was sooo much fun, just the four of us

Four of us? 😕

Me, Sirius, Huffle and Puff

The fuck 😂

Who tf are huffle and puff? Pets?

Nah, that's what we named my tits in the end

... excuse me?

Late to the chat but I have questions too! Are you two dating?

Nah, we're friends 🙄

Okay

Who have sex

*spits out tea*

Why are you surprised? It was so obvious, I saw it all along *sips tea calmly*

Not all of us can have Ravenclaw brains, Dorcas *can't make tea cos the gryffindors don't have a goddamn kettle*

Magic, Alice, use magic