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First glass of wine... probably not the last.

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Your face isn't even showing and you're still gorgeous 😍

Hot 🔥

^ That's like John Lennon complimenting you at guitar, IT MEANS A LOT

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We put the ass into class 🍑

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I see no arse, false advertising mate 🙄

there's ass there, it's just hidden under a damn fine suit 😎

Aww love this ❤️

The fuck, only I make ass puns, delete this immediately 😣

lol no

Tf do you mean by that? Once I'm drunk I will fight you

you have no ass nor class

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Okay, who did the decorations for the party? I just want to talk...

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Lol what a legend 😂👌

Wasn't me but I wish it was

wasn't me either 😂

HEY THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT AT FIRST, WHO TRANSIFGURED MY DECORATIONS

... When I find out who it was, a detention will be in order

Hee hee 😂😏

Albus, no...

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Me: I'm going to be social, fun and the life of the party! 😆 Also me: Standing alone by the lake in a tutu staring at geese

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Bloody hell, Dorks, it's only eight, what the hell are you on? 😨

Life

Lol what sort of life are you living and how do I live it

okay is nobody going to say anything about the bubbles? 🤔