《I Just Want to Transmigrate! (BL)》Chapter 0- The NG Attempts of Transmigration

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Forbidden love is at its sweetest when one is yearning for the other. A love so great that the male lead would never betray the main character. No matter how many days, months, or years, the male lead will love his one and only man.

At the end of the novel, that was the last sentence that Fang Chuanli read. He closes his book that has a cover of two guys kissing and give out a "Heh." after finishing.

This was the 570th novel he read that has the same concept as the others. A faithful, powerful, and rich male lead whenever the genre relates to system, reincarnation, or rebirth.

But, what makes Fang Chuanli angry the most was that no matter how many times that same concept was shown in novels, he just can't resist the plot and romance! He hates to admit it but this kind of setting makes him crazy for more.

Although nowadays as technology advances, Fang Chuanli was still old school and prefer hard book copies for him to read as he sips tea on his comfortable sofa.

He places the cute fox cup filled with tea down on the coffee table in front of him as he got up. All around Fang Chuanli were bookshelves and books in this study room. Walking up to one of the bookshelves on the wall, Fang Chuanli places the book he just finished reading back to its place.

The one problem was, he finished all the books in this room...

Black lines appear on Fang Chuanli's face as he bit onto his lower lip slightly. To him, NO BOOK NO LIFE!

Fang Chuanli sat down on his sofa and uses his hand to support his chin as he lazily glance at the room that was filled with books.

Other than going to work, read, eat, #1, #2, and sleep, there was another thing he has been trying to accomplish. And that was to find a way for him to transmigrate into another world by using the references in the hundreds of transmigration novels that he have read.

It's not as if he hasn't tried before. He had but whenever he did, he would fail!

Flashback #1:

Fang Chuanli could felt the cool breeze blowing past his soft silky hair on this rooftop. This was a 3 story high building and Fang Chuanli was ready to jump. Breathing in the fresh air, Fang Chuanli closes his eyes.

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"Look! A person is about to jump off a building!"

"Quick! Stop that truck that is coming by this block! It looks like they are carrying mattresses inside!"

Because Fang Chuanli was closing his eyes as well as the long distance between them, he couldn't see nor hear the people below him. He let his weight do all the work as he jump off the building.

Just after mere seconds, Fang Chuanli felt something soft below him. He was still breathing and there was no pain. And that softness he is feeling is like a bed that he is sleeping on. Does this mean he successfully transmigrated into another person's room?

But, when Fang Chuanli open back his eyes, all his dreams were crushed. He was still in the same neighborhood and those people in front of him were still familiar acquaintances that he would often cross path with.

The only thing he couldn't fathom was...

"Who the f*ck put this mattress here?!!"

At the end of flashback #1, Fang Chuanli lifted the fox cup and took a sip of his tea. He complained inwardly, 'That was so bitter. A bitter flashback!'

Flashback #2:

That hot summer day, Fang Chuanli bought alot of bananas. After walking around just eating bananas outside, he came across a man-made pond. Shifting his gaze between the banana he just finished eating and the man-made pond, an idea swept by.

Throwing 4 or 5 of the banana peels to the ground all around him, Fang Chuanli let out an evil laugh, "Mwahahaha!"

He'll slip and lose balance. After that, fall to the pond and drown. Perfect way to transmigrate!

When Fang Chuanli took a step forward and as expected, he slip right directly to the man-made pond. It was quite deep too but Fang Chuanli didn't struggle and just let the water engulf him after closing his eyes.

Soon, he felt somebody's hand reached out to him and grab onto it and took him out of the water.

Chuanli didn't have any strength left after engulfing that much water so he couldn't open his eyes immediately.

For somebody to save him out of the water, does this mean he successfully transmigrated to a place where another person also got drown but he transmigrated to that person's body and become the new host?

If this follows the storyline like one of those cliche bl novels he read, then the person who saved him is his male lead and future husband. The next scene to come after saving a drowning person is to kiss and give him air to survive.

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Thinking up to this point, Fang Chuanli smile foolishly and tried hard to open his eyes to see this future husband of his. When he did, he froze.

A girl! A girl was leaning down and about to kiss him!!!

"Ahh!!!"

Who knows where he got his strength from but Fang Chuanli pushed the girl away from him and ran away all wet.

The girl was left with shock. A while ago, she was strolling through the area and saw the young man slip and fell to the pond. After a while and not seeing him getting out, she got worried and saved him. But, just as she was about to give him air, this happened...

After the second flashback, Fang Chuanli shivered just thinking about it. He almost lost his first kiss to a girl! He's a fudanshi and far more, gay alright. His first kiss has to get stolen by his future husband!

Flashback #3:

As the city was bustling with crowds of people, the light on the crosswalk turned green. People all around Fang Chuanli starts to cross the streets but Fang Chuanli was still standing on the same spot.

He took out his phone from the pocket of his black leather jacket and check the time. 'They should be arriving at this spot any moment now.'

Earlier, Fang Chuanli actually bought ancient furnitures online with free shippings included. As for why he wanted to buy ancient furnitures?

It was so that the truck can carry loads of it and when it's the correct time for him to face it, he might even be able to transmigrate into an ancient world. This has to succeed no matter what. It even took him 3 days and night to conclude and calculate the time of when they'll come towards the direction of his house as well as what he should do to make this look like it's an accident.

He was standing on a busy street that was about 12 blocks away from his house. Wearing earphones and listening to music while playing on his phone. It was the perfect disguise to make it as if he was distracted and didn't pay attention to his surroundings.

When the time turned exactly 4:15pm, through the corners of his eyes, Fang Chuanli could see the truck he've been waiting for. Without hesitation, he crosses the crosswalk slowly step by step while looking onto his phone.

Beep beep!

Fang Chuanli closes his eyes and smiled, 'Truck-sama, welcome back!'

After a second past and then another second also past, Fang Chuanli felt that something was wrong. Why doesn't he feel any pain?

Then, something round seems to bump onto his leg and stop right next to him.

Meanwhile, the two guys that were in the truck stop in the middle of the road and cars started to honk non-stop as they were blocking everybody's way.

The guy driving then said, "Aish, luckily I saw that soccer ball came flying. If I didn't stop, our window would have crash."

The two guys in the truck then came out and yelled to some kids on the sidewalk that was responsible for kicking the ball, "Oi! That was dangerous! Don't kick it out here. What if there was an accident?!"

Fang Chuanli, "....."

One of the guy yelling noticed Fang Chuanli standing in the middle of the crosswalk and also yelled at his direction, "You wanna die? Why you standing there when it's red for you?!!"

Getting yelled at, Fang Chuanli could only go back to the sidewalk.

When flashback #3 ended, Fang Chuanli sighed heavily. He knew that all those flashbacks were him courting death. If somebody called him a madman, he wouldn't mind and would even accept that title.

Just as Fang Chuanli lifted his cup up to drink, he found that he had already finished it all. Looking at the design, he lowered his eyes to stare intently onto the little snow like fox that was engraved on it.

"You really make this cup cute. Seriously, I wouldn't mind transmigrating into a baby fox's body if I were to be that cute."

".....eh?"

-----------------Author's Time-------------------

Activity: Active starting 07/24/19

Update Schedule: Unknown

-----------------Reminder-------------------

This is NOT meant to encourage any person to do the same as Fang Chuanli and risk their lives. This work is purely fiction and meant for entertainment to myself as the author to kill time and to readers who read it for fun.

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