《Gangsta//Joker》What i can't get
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Scrubbing my skin of all the dirt and grine from being here i smile enjoying the guards shower. Although i used my feminineness to get what i want, Maybe the key wasnt being vicious and sexy all the time i could use other female qualities.
An hour ago
The guards turned around to face me and seen the tears pooling in my eyes before looking uneasy. I put on my best doe eyes and frowned. "I cant believe i let the joker trick me...i let him use me, i feel so dirty" i sniffle and see one of the guards shake his head walking off clearly not that into feelings.
"Hey dont feel so bad...its what he does, come on tears dont suit that pretty face" the remaining guard says and i bite my lip wiping my tears.
"Sorry...i just feel so-dirty and...used" i pout rubbing at my skin leaning against my bars and he sighs turning to face me.
"Would a shower make you feel better?" He asked but i shake my head.
"No, theyre dirty and only have cold water" i say and suddenly my stomach growls. I pretend to whimper and cower back further into my cell.
"Listen lady, i know when a woman needs help or isnt being treated how one should so ill let you use the guard shower and get us something to eat-" he says and i shake my head.
"N-no you'll get in big trouble...besides a person as messed up as me doesnt belong your kindness" i stutter and he chuckles unlocking my cell.
"Hmm, messed up? Maybe a tad, or maybe you just needed guidance and got it from the wrong person" he says walking in my cell holding a hand out and i hesitantly place my hand in his getting a soft smile in return.
As i step out onto the cold black & white tiles, get dressed in fresh underclothes a white tshirt with matching cotton shorts and knee high socks i hear a knock on the door. Slowly stepping out i smile up at the guard holding up a brown cary-out bag of chinease food.
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He sneakily leads me to his small office that holds a desk 2 computer chairs a few file folders a mini fridge and microwave, where we dig in and engage in small talk such as age, full name and hobbies...and he asked if i was ok. It was something i havent heard in a long time and i feel my guard come down a bit. It was a innocent yet genuine question that made me smile because he actually cared. He tells me about why he wanted this job here, because his sister died a brutal death here and the case went unsolved, nobody even batted a eye-lash just pretended everything was ok. And they call us patients sick-o's?!
"So you want to work in her graveyard?" I ask confused and he chuckles shaking his head a black strand comming from out his slicked back style.
"to be a nicer guard to female patients and treat a woman how she should be...no matter how damaged she think she may be." he says his dark blue eyes piercing mine and i smile, hes such a sweetheart and it doesnt fit his appearance at all. His dark hair, hypnotizing eyes strong muscular build multiple tattoos. He had the whole bad boy i can steal your bitch and give her back look and i feel myself smile. As i slowly stop smiling i notice him looking at me as he chews on the tooth pick.
"What?" I ask softly with the most innocent look i can conjur up and he shakes his head a light pink tint on his cheeks. This was way more fun then being vicious, he opened his mouth to speak but before he could talk red flashing lights and an alarm began blairing through the building.
"high level patient escaped...come on i must get you back to your cell.." he says sadly but i obey following him to my cell and placing a soft kiss on his cheek before closing the bars.
"Thanks officer james" i say with a innocent yet slightly seductive timber in my voice. He smiles at me with his bright blue eyes sparkling nodding and running off and i notice eyes still on me. Ivy. Her arms are crossed head slightly tilted, eyebrow arched and hip popped out waiting for my explanation.
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"Oh ivy, it seems quinzel actually taught me something, sometimes the aura of innocence is the best method of seduction" i smirk and she laughs amusedly.
"Oh, we're going to be great friends" she cackles.
As the alarm died down i finally found enough peace to go to sleep and wrapped myself in my fresh new blanket courtesy of officer james i bet. I was drifting in and out of sleep, it was toooo damn quiet like eerily quiet. I knew something was wrong when i heard 2 large thuds as if someone had fallen. I squint my eyes in the semi dark to see ivy no longer in her cell and the door was wide open. Did she break out and leave me here! I couldnt blame her honestly every criminal for themselves. I could hear footsteps softly comming towards me and the sound of something clanking against the metal bars.
Getting up going towards the noise like the dumb girl in every horror movie i stop in my tracks when something's thrown at my feet. Bending down to grab it i notice its a machine gun and i squeal in excitement unable to hold it in until i see my cell door open and green hair comes into sight. "Hey dollface" he smirks expecting me to run into his arms but i storm over to him and throw as many punches as i can to his exposed chest.
"I hate you i hate you i hate you I HATEEEEE YOU!" I snap at him but he grabs my wrist laughing pulling me closer to him.
"Do you really? I thought we were friends" he says in a playful voice pushing his face against mine flashing his silver teeth and i cant help but laugh, everytime he does it. "And here i was thinking id let you have some target practice, thinking i was such a good friend" he says sarcastically and i laugh pushing him away heading towards the hall only to see guards silently prowling for, im guessing, the joker.
"Hello boys" i smile and they all look at me aiming their guns at me but im quicker to shoot them all in the head easy as pie and begin walking through the bloody mess until i realize the lack of footstep. Turning around i see joker standing there with a unreadable look on his face and i raise an eyebrow at him.
"Comming?"
That word snaps him out of his trance and he quickly follows leading me to the basement and i shoot every guard or doctor who gets in our way. The white walls become less bland and more exciting with the cherry red that now coats it.
"Ladys first" joker says holding the door open for me and i give a playful curtsy as i walk into the room and nearly freeze. The electro-shock therapy room. Harleen quinzel was being strapped down by other inmates and her eyes flickered to us making her freeze.
"Well well well look what we have here"joker says his nasaly voice comming back in.
"Harleen quinzel, the lady who thought she was curing him but instead you were falling in love, yuck, with a man incapable of it." I laugh at her. "Gosh, for a doctor you really are dumb" i say right before the doors swing open revealing frost.
"Youre going with frost home i have some unfinished buisness" joker says playing with the electric rods and i nod kissing his cheek showing quinzel who was the real winner here. He smirked at me and stopped what he was doing.
"Guess thats all the sugar daddys getting tonight hmm doll?" He teases back and i roll my eyes annoyed with his cocky ways.
"Bye j" i respond with a smile following frost who gives me a knowing look but i slide my finger across my throat at him.
"Not one words frost" i say as we make our exit back home and he just laughs.
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