Walking down the street in all black with my favorite nude heels i blow another bubble before spitting out the tasteless gum. Turning down another dark corner i huff seeing its a dead end alley.

Before i could turn around i hear a swooshing sound and almost roll my eyes. "Really if youre going to follow me atleast dont let your shadow be seen" i snort and hear a tapping sound. Giving another eyeroll i turn around only to be met with the clown.

"Oh hey j, watch been up to? I see you iced your eyes the swellings gone down" i smirk and im instantly pinned to the wall with a gun at my head.

"Youre not going to kill me" i smile licking my dry lips and he pushes the gun more forcefully against my skull. I call bluff.

"A bullet to the head and thats it? Puh-lease i was more creative then that with your men, especially the tall guy-he got to touchy for my liking so i wripped out his windpipe with my hand" i shrug and he looks up noticing my hand is covered in blood. "What are you going to do? You gunna kill me mistah j?" I ask pouting and his gaze is quickly on my lips.

"Oh im not going to kill ya doll youre too interesting but i am gunna have to hurt ya...really really bad" he grumbles but hes suddenly kicked off of me and all i see is a black cloak. Throwing on an innocent face and making my eyes cloud up with tears as joker begins fighting with the bat i let out a wimper.

"Are you ok?" His mechanical voice comes out and i gasp shaking my head.

"Youre hurt, your hand is covered in blood" he says holding my wrist and i fake another wimper. He couldnt be this gullible. Picking me up bridal style i cuddle into him and wink at j over his shoulder.

"its not MY blood" i giggle and he gasp and i flip over his back dropping low as he tries to swing and twisting his ankle making him release a groan.

"Well it was nice meeting you batsy" i smile and curtsey politely before running off.

3rd person

Sitting in his office his trenchcoat behind him shirt halfway unbuttoned and his hair looking as if its been ran through joker looked over the blueprints for his next plan to catch the bat.

"ohhh honey im home!" A velvet womans voice yells out making him nearly fall out his seat. 'how the hell does she know where i live?' He thinks before she walks in.

"Howd you get in here?" He ask and she shruggs.

"The front door"

"And the guards?" He asked her ready to kill them for so easily letting her in. It was probably the new guy renny or was it randy who cares he was going to be a deadman soon.

"I killed them" she says simply looking at all the guns and bombs he had on the bookshelves. Hes a strange man she remembers. Taking in her short tightfitting satin dress he became confused as to wear she could hide a weapon.

"With what?" He ask and she holds up her hands wiggling her fingers.

"Watcha working on?" She ask comming up behind him and he quickly grabs holds over her neck slamming her onto the table.

"Y'know i dont very much enjoy being on the bottom its a boring position i prefer on top" she says flipping them over so shes now sitting on his pelvis but his hand still on her throat. "Ooh what are these?" She ask and he grumbles standing up moving his hand from her throat to her waist and she smirks.

"Take a lady to dinner first" she smirks and he sits her down in his chair crossing his arms over his stomach.

"Why are you here?" He ask her but her focus on his words are long gone when she notices the tattoos and well defined chest. Snapping draws her out of her oggling and instead shes met with a smug smirk.

"I need to borrow some... toys" she begins but he laughs.

"the only funny thing youve ever said now get out before i make you" he threatens but she keeps a straight face.

"I want a few bombs maybe some laughing gas oh and a machine gun" she list off and he shakes his head.

"What makes you think im going to just give it to you?" He ask and she stands up playing with the ends of his shirt.

"Because i only ask once, i dont like to repeat myself" she says holding a gun to his head.

"I like you kid youve got fire" he chuckles turning back to his blueprints. "I could actually use someone like you small and slim to fit into uh tight places" he begins turning slightly at her.

"Oh no i dont do partners" she tells him crossing her legs. "well then i guess you wont be getting anything doll its either your with me or your dead" he snarls at her showing his silver teeth and she huffs pushing his chest back and storming off.

She was only asking to be nice and she only did that once, besides he wasnt the only one with tricks up his sleeves.

Taking in short breaths her wild purple curls all over as she slept. She was a wild and heavy sleeper sometimes waking up with her arm stuck in the t shirt she slept in or tangle in the covers. But tonight she layed cuddled with a pillow some hair covering her face until a ring covered hand moved it rubbing a hand over her smoothe cheek. Some may call it ammature what he did to her face but he found it...amusing.

The sound of a shrill scream made the birds in nearby trees fly off quickly as possible. Looking around her room the walls were covered in red paint that said ha ha ha but she didnt find it funny nor was she scared she was furious. Going to her walk in closet to get dressed she seen she had a smile drew on her face in red and growled punching the wall before slipping on a black dress knee high boots and a leather jacket. He wanted to play? He was going to play under her rules.

Her pov

"Joker!" I yelled slamming open his office door only to find it empty.

"All this ruckus i was trying to sleep" she hears behind her and there he stands with drowsy eyes bare chested with grey sweatpants on and matching socks. It was obvious he just woke up.

"You were in my house?" I seethe only to see him hold his hands up in surrender and theyre still covered in red paint.

"Hey boss theres a-" before the goon could finish he was met with a bullet in his forehead.

"Somebodys angry" he singsongs as a few machine guns are wheeled in behind him.

"I want one" i smile hugely and he turns around before shaking his head.

"Not happening you turned down my alliance i turn down your request" he says walking towards his office and i follow him seeing a bunch of papers stuff about banks, jewlery stores and shipments.

"Whats this?" I ask picking up one that caught my eye only to have it snatched from my hands.

"And here i was thinking we were friends" i pout.

"No alliance means nothing, doll. No machine guns, no bombs, no information, no club entrance-" he list and i scoff. "And its fair game whatever you have that i want its mine" he finishes earning a growl. "And that cute little growl wont work this time" he says picking up all the papers.

"Thats not fair j!" I stomp my foot and he laughs. I needed him right now i was newin the city, no connect no friends no nothing, as crazy as he was i needed him. Sitting on his desk next to his chair i try to peak over at his notes but his terrible handwriting looked like some damn code.

"If i do think about this alliance j... I want 50% of everything-" i began but he makes a buzzing sound.

"This is an alliance not a marriage doll and as gorgeous as you are its a little to early for commitment" he jokes and i scowl.

"Yeah well green hair and silver teeth arent my type" i bite back and he snorts.

"I didnt say anything about you not being my type im very selfish and dont like to share." He shrugs. He was right he WAS still a gangter, and i needed a gangsta right now. He was beginning to put files in drawers but i grab his hand or more of whats in it and slam it on the desk.

"These plans are horrible-" i start grabbing a red pen and begin outlining and circling better escape routes alarms and good targets.

I feel his breath tickling my ear and his arms place themselves on either side of me on the desk.

"Nice work...partner" he says and i just know hes smirking.

"Ill bite you if you dont back up out my personal space" i tell him but he doesnt move and for a second i think i finally said the wrong thing to anger him because hes so...quiet i felt his whole body freeze.

"How hard?" He ask and i remember

He feels pleasure in pain. "Dont tease me with a good time" he growls and i sigh hearing the animalistic noise from him again. That would make me surrender.

"Dont make me regret this" i hiss.