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*Holding out money*
*Excitedly trots forward to take the money*
"What's the money for? DrUgS?!"
*Startled* "No, it's for ice-cream..! To buy."
"Okay!"
*Licking ice-cream* "Y'know, my dad has a gold tooth."
"My dad has diabetes."
*Sniggering*
#Shook
"Hey, can we go outside?"
"NO."
"Why not?"
"ThE sUn Is A dEaDLy LaZer."
"THIS IS-"
"-McDonields."
*Burps loudly*
*Whispering* "What the fuck..?"
"Y'all other girls nasty. I don't twerk, I do my homework, now lemme get back to it."
"Preach!!"
*Takes long drag from vape since her friends dared her to*
"Wow."
"Sabra gives you ALL your daily nutrients! Like zero grams of fat and OMG cholesterol!"
*Is in confusion*
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8 190The Strongest Clan
Imagine waking up from a coma and then looking at a rich CEO from a different country. Next to him is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Just when you think things couldn't be stranger, he says. " Here is my daughter. Marry her please!" "What!?" * Chapters are 2500 to 4000 words each. So don't be put off by the number of chapters. I upload once every 4 to 5 days. The story is a dual mc story about a boy and a girl. In this world, people wield superpowers restricted to the elements to fight the monsters that invade. Depending on your element you join that clan. The different elemental clans compete with each other for the title of the strongest clan. The mc is a lightning wielder who gains his powers in an unorthodox way. Watch the mc's take the lightning clan from dead last to number one.
8 143Animus-Blade: Sword Singer
My first story, feedback is appreciated. Fifteen-year-old bookworm Joan lived a poor but sheltered life, her only worry was the upcoming rite that granted individuals of her age a soulbound magic weapon called an Animus-blade. Failure to acquire one labelled you as an outcast who is left to rot by society at large and Joan has good reason to believe that she will be among them. But after her only friend, Alessia goes missing Joan is slowly dragged into the cruel world and is forced to decide how she will confront the darkness in the recesses of humanity or be broken by it. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge - April 2022]
8 212Blackula
Blackula: the classic tale of Dracula, but all the characters are black. Jamarcus Harker is a Black British lawyer who is traveling to Transylvania to meet the mysterious Count Blackula. But the longer Jamarcus stays in Castle Blackula, the more he notices that the Black Romanian nobleman isn’t quite normal. While he is having his adventures in Romania, his fiancée, Moesha Murray, has her own troubles in Whitby, England. Her best friend, Lupita Westenra is acting strangely. Their doctor, Dr. Jabari Seward believes the situation is so dire that only the great Professor Abrafo Van Hassain can save them.
8 143The Key
Best friends Ren and Dax would have been happy to spend their lives peacefully on the backwater planet Navinia, hidden from the rest of the technologically advanced and war trodden galaxy. But that wasn't in the cards for Ren, whose blood contains a mysterious power that a new and powerful organization is after. Now they must escape through the most shrouded parts of the galaxy, uncovering a plot along the way that could unravel their entire world.
8 68The Nameless Warrior *New Cover*
Since her father's suspicious death eight summers ago, Kindra has trained to become her tribe's first woman warrior. Although she completes the whipping ceremony to prove her strength and make a blood-bond with the tribe she fails to receive her warrior name. She's determined to earn her name in battle, but her plans change when the enemy Obsidian tribe claims her priestess sister as restitution for the war. To Kindra's surprise and horror the new chief allows them to take her sister. Rumors widespread at her father's death are whispered in her ear once more. It was the new chief who poisoned her father, they say. It was the new chief who sold her sister to the enemy. It was the new chief-not the War God-who refused to grant her a warrior name. Although she didn't believe the rumors in the past, Kindra begins to doubt the chief. When new evidence emerges it threatens to place the entire tribe in the hands of the Obsidians. As the last living descendant of the War God, Kindra's the only one who can depose the chief and save her tribe, but it will mean giving up the quest to rescue her sister, and the hope of ever becoming a named warrior.
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