《Countryhuman x reader | Oneshots》ViNeS bEcAuSe FuCk

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*Holding out money*

*Excitedly trots forward to take the money*

"What's the money for? DrUgS?!"

*Startled* "No, it's for ice-cream..! To buy."

"Okay!"

*Licking ice-cream* "Y'know, my dad has a gold tooth."

"My dad has diabetes."

*Sniggering*

#Shook

"Hey, can we go outside?"

"NO."

"Why not?"

"ThE sUn Is A dEaDLy LaZer."

"THIS IS-"

"-McDonields."

*Burps loudly*

*Whispering* "What the fuck..?"

"Y'all other girls nasty. I don't twerk, I do my homework, now lemme get back to it."

"Preach!!"

*Takes long drag from vape since her friends dared her to*

"Wow."

"Sabra gives you ALL your daily nutrients! Like zero grams of fat and OMG cholesterol!"

*Is in confusion*

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