《Who Made This Groupchat? » skz》QnA - Lee Felix
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PART 6! Here's the qna of our ultra-soft batman-voiced tiktok-obsessed baby Aussie, I would advise not simping for him if you wanna have some traces of sanity left in you
Felix: I wasn't prepared for this question ksdhahdjajjdkak
Chan: Felix it's literally the first question
Felix: yeah but the emoticon is low-key scary, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight
Felix: sure but I don't think I'd fit in your pocket-
Minho: you're literally tiny
Felix: kjkakks but keep me safe from whom?
Changbin: Jisung
Jisung: HEY IM HIS PARENT!!
Felix: because it's Wednesday my dudes... *screams in spiderman* also thanksie
Seungmin: it's not... Wednesday...?
Jisung: if he says it's Wednesday, iT IS WEDNESDAY!!!!
Felix: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A QUESTION LIKE THIS OMG LEMME UNRAVEL THE FELIX MEME COLLECTION
Hyunjin: WHY AM I IN THERE??????????????????
Felix: I would yeet a karen away, but during the yeeting, she would feel like she's an experiment of the yeetith corporation pvt. ltd. but by then, she would've already been yeeted-
Jeongin: MY REAL NAME IS KAREN >:(((
Chan: my head hurts
Minho: no PDA
Changbin: you're the one to say.
Felix: stop guys i wanna talk to the babe ;))
Hyunjin: ...child's growing up...??????
Felix: brownies if you empty the entire carton of cocoa powder
Jeongin: fair enough
Jisung: dude you're scaring my kid
Felix: since you've pleaded this much, keep your wedding dress ready :D
Chan: BEFORE ANY OF YOU COME AT ME, NO, I DID NOT TEACH HIM THIS
Felix:
Also Felix:
Chan: Felix... no
Felix: teehee
Felix: @spicychan_
Seungmin: who marries for freckles?
Felix: i have too many wives/husbands now omfg join in
Changbin: y'all woke up the beast-
Felix: *aggressively inhales*
Felix: *eyes shoot lasers*
Felix: *yELLS* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET-
Felix: 1) BECAUSEEEE IM BORN THAT WAY :DD 2) It's my great great great great great grandma's recipe and I'm not allowed to share it 3) what's puberty? 4) channie is my bro guys wyd
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Jeongin: weed is a secret ingredient in his brownies
Felix: i trusted you.
Author: since I'm on a bad jokes spree like always, get this: if skz were animated by mappa, would i say "Chan is my oppa from mappa"???
I AM FUCKING SORRY PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME
Felix: are you bloated or gassy?
Felix: you guys scare me sometimes, r u ok? who hurt you?
Felix: than-
Hyunjin: PLEASE BE MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER
Felix: -k you
Felix: I'll show that to you through a powerpoint presentation
Jisung: *cri in happi*
Minho: his existence is a meme in itself
Felix: now, I would disagree, but he be kinda right tho
Felix: wash your face
Felix: re-reader :)) (please)
Jeongin: we're begging
Jisung: kinky-
Chan: sTOP.
Felix: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE ILY BYE
Seungmin: *pointedly looks at Chan*
Chan: *yeets*
Felix: SPIDER'S DOING AMAZING!! HE RECENTLY SPUN SOME NEW WEB AND IT WAS LITERALLY SO MESMERIZING THAT I CLICKED ITS PICTURE!! WANNA SEE? :DD
Hyunjin: PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DIE
Felix: kindly ask my great great great great great grandma
Minho: -who is dead
Felix: no I saw her roaming around in the kitchen last night
Hyunjin: *screams and launches to space*
Chan: THE OPPA THINGY WAS AN ACCIDENT PLEASE OMG
Felix: NO HOMO BRO
Minho: I'm ready with my chancla
Felix: you can take him with you for a couple of days, I don't mind
Hyunjin: pls kill it accidentally
Jeongin: HAWWWWWWW
Jisung: #CancelHwangHyunjin2k22
Felix: he's good, I think he's breathing. idk how they breathe tho
Changbin: we're better off not knowing
Seungmin: I would search for it on the internet but I don't wanna see pictures of random spiders
Felix: pleaSE COME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA WOULD TEACH YOU :))
Jeongin: I still stand by weed.
Felix: you are cordially invited to my house at 3 am tonight
Jeongin: if y'all don't wanna die, just put milk and weed and mix it and bake it ig
SO I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE THE PPT SO LIKE LET THAT BE AN APOLOGY FOR THE MAPPA JOKE PLS I BEG
AND IM SORRY FOR THE SUPER LATE CHAPTER, IM GOING THROUGH A WRITER'S BLOCK SO LIKE YEAH THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Thanks and ily
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