PART 6! Here's the qna of our ultra-soft batman-voiced tiktok-obsessed baby Aussie, I would advise not simping for him if you wanna have some traces of sanity left in you

Felix: I wasn't prepared for this question ksdhahdjajjdkak

Chan: Felix it's literally the first question

Felix: yeah but the emoticon is low-key scary, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

Felix: sure but I don't think I'd fit in your pocket-

Minho: you're literally tiny

Felix: kjkakks but keep me safe from whom?

Changbin: Jisung

Jisung: HEY IM HIS PARENT!!

Felix: because it's Wednesday my dudes... *screams in spiderman* also thanksie

Seungmin: it's not... Wednesday...?

Jisung: if he says it's Wednesday, iT IS WEDNESDAY!!!!

Felix: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A QUESTION LIKE THIS OMG LEMME UNRAVEL THE FELIX MEME COLLECTION

Hyunjin: WHY AM I IN THERE??????????????????

Felix: I would yeet a karen away, but during the yeeting, she would feel like she's an experiment of the yeetith corporation pvt. ltd. but by then, she would've already been yeeted-

Jeongin: MY REAL NAME IS KAREN >:(((

Chan: my head hurts

Minho: no PDA

Changbin: you're the one to say.

Felix: stop guys i wanna talk to the babe ;))

Hyunjin: ...child's growing up...??????

Felix: brownies if you empty the entire carton of cocoa powder

Jeongin: fair enough

Jisung: dude you're scaring my kid

Felix: since you've pleaded this much, keep your wedding dress ready :D

Chan: BEFORE ANY OF YOU COME AT ME, NO, I DID NOT TEACH HIM THIS

Felix:

Also Felix:

Chan: Felix... no

Felix: teehee

Felix: @spicychan_

Seungmin: who marries for freckles?

Felix: i have too many wives/husbands now omfg join in

Changbin: y'all woke up the beast-

Felix: *aggressively inhales*

Felix: *eyes shoot lasers*

Felix: *yELLS* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET-

Felix: 1) BECAUSEEEE IM BORN THAT WAY :DD 2) It's my great great great great great grandma's recipe and I'm not allowed to share it 3) what's puberty? 4) channie is my bro guys wyd

Jeongin: weed is a secret ingredient in his brownies

Felix: i trusted you.

Author: since I'm on a bad jokes spree like always, get this: if skz were animated by mappa, would i say "Chan is my oppa from mappa"???

I AM FUCKING SORRY PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME

Felix: are you bloated or gassy?

Felix: you guys scare me sometimes, r u ok? who hurt you?

Felix: than-

Hyunjin: PLEASE BE MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER

Felix: -k you

Felix: I'll show that to you through a powerpoint presentation

Jisung: *cri in happi*

Minho: his existence is a meme in itself

Felix: now, I would disagree, but he be kinda right tho

Felix: wash your face

Felix: re-reader :)) (please)

Jeongin: we're begging

Jisung: kinky-

Chan: sTOP.

Felix: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE ILY BYE

Seungmin: *pointedly looks at Chan*

Chan: *yeets*

Felix: SPIDER'S DOING AMAZING!! HE RECENTLY SPUN SOME NEW WEB AND IT WAS LITERALLY SO MESMERIZING THAT I CLICKED ITS PICTURE!! WANNA SEE? :DD

Hyunjin: PLEASE NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DIE

Felix: kindly ask my great great great great great grandma

Minho: -who is dead

Felix: no I saw her roaming around in the kitchen last night

Hyunjin: *screams and launches to space*

Chan: THE OPPA THINGY WAS AN ACCIDENT PLEASE OMG

Felix: NO HOMO BRO

Minho: I'm ready with my chancla

Felix: you can take him with you for a couple of days, I don't mind

Hyunjin: pls kill it accidentally

Jeongin: HAWWWWWWW

Jisung: #CancelHwangHyunjin2k22

Felix: he's good, I think he's breathing. idk how they breathe tho

Changbin: we're better off not knowing

Seungmin: I would search for it on the internet but I don't wanna see pictures of random spiders

Felix: pleaSE COME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA WOULD TEACH YOU :))

Jeongin: I still stand by weed.

Felix: you are cordially invited to my house at 3 am tonight

Jeongin: if y'all don't wanna die, just put milk and weed and mix it and bake it ig

SO I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE THE PPT SO LIKE LET THAT BE AN APOLOGY FOR THE MAPPA JOKE PLS I BEG

AND IM SORRY FOR THE SUPER LATE CHAPTER, IM GOING THROUGH A WRITER'S BLOCK SO LIKE YEAH THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Thanks and ily