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PART 5! IM SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE BEC LITERALLY ALL OF YOU WERE WAITING FOR THIS ONE THE MOST
Hyunjin: condom juice AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Changbin: what the fuck???
Chan: I wish there was an anti-horny juice
Jisung: I love myself, something something dalla dalla yeah
Jisung: BECAUSE COMMUNISM
Seungmin: it does NOT make sense, Jisung
Jisung: catch me if you can ;))
Also Jisung: *proceeds to hide behind a tree*
Minho: what type of question is this
Jisung: obv not-
Minho: what type of answer is this
Felix: *dims the lights and plays emotional music*
Jisung: here's the story of real heartbreak... i saw a hot girl wearing a horse mask and walking around in a costume party. and since I was a horse too, back then, I looked at her and got preggers. two days later, I got labor pains and rushed to the doctor. BUT! he spoke that I had gas, not a baby. the miscarriage really happened in the toilet though.
Jeongin: I need bleach
Jisung: nawww, I don't do this bull dung
Hyunjin: be nicer to the reader, female doggo
Jisung: im lesbian
Felix: i thought you were American
Chan: he isn't.
Jisung: yes bro I would be the bro to your bro my lovely bro
Minho: Felix please marry her
Felix: yeah but idk her name-
Jisung: it's "bro"
Felix: OKAY IMMA MARRY BRO :D
Jisung: who said I'm gay?
Jeongin: you are gay.
Jisung: 1) I'm j.one B-) 2) it's fun being being told that he loves me and then being threatened to be thrown into a bonfire 5 seconds later ahaha 3) we shall never talk about this again
Minho: casung forever
Jisung: omG GREAT IDEAAA IMAGINE YOU GOING TO MILK A COW BUT THEN IT STARTS TWERKING ON YOUR FACE AND YOU DIE :DD
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Seungmin: that would be a TERRIBLE way to die
Felix: yeah only losers die that way
Changbin: ...someone get the image out of my head-
Jisung: Lane 15, Korea road, South Korea
Chan: you didn't just pull a Chandler on them-
Jisung: you wanna be Felix's sibling?
Felix: since when am i-
Jisung: shhh go to bed child
Jisung: I found a hyung huehuehue
Minho: creepy laughter but yeah... cute-
Jisung: EXCUSE ME? THOSE WERE TOP TIER ULTRA MAX IPHONE X LEVEL PICKUP LINES!!
Seungmin: no, Han. They were truly the worst.
Jisung: no one cares about talent in this household
Jisung: HAWWW HETERO PHOBIA
Minho: why is this a question
Jisung: *ze blush* what is wrong with you
Jisung: everything edible is what I like to eat
Felix: GONNA EAT DA ASS LIKE A CUPCAKE
Chan: FELIX WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOO
Jeongin: I WILL EXIT
Jisung: I platonically love you
Changbin: what is WRONG WITH YOU-
Minho: you guys are hornier than Jisung
Jisung: nAWWWWW MY HORNY RECORD *CRI*
Jeongin: yeah I haven't been able to eat oreos ever since
Jisung: they're bad for health anyway, at least I saved y'all from cholesterol and diabetes
Jisung: WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW (but yes obv huehue)
Jisung: AYO CHAN I FOUND ANOTHER ONE OF THE READERS AFFECTED WITH YOUR DADDY KINK VIRUS
Chan: what did I do to deserve this
Jisung: basically I see people happy and joyful and i write down something dirty according to it because don't we all love a friend who turns everything dirty?
Seungmin: no
Changbin: no
Jeongin: most definitely not
Jisung: *sobs* thank you comrade
Minho: wtf is this reassurance
SO THIS WAS IT!! AHAHAHA Y'ALL ARE FUNNY ASF YOU SHOULD'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK INSTEAD OF ME WTF
AND MERRY BANGCHANMAS!!
Next up: Lee Felix!
Thanks and keep warm ily
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