《Who Made This Groupchat? » skz》QnA - Hwang Hyunjin
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PART 4!! i never expected y'all to swoon over the iconic poem I wrote when i was half asleep at a wedding, y'all require serious help
Hyunjin: AH, YES! You require some sleeplessness and weed- just kidding. or am i?
Chan: ...don't show me your face again druggie
Hyunjin: because
Hyunjin: so i have written a second part to my favorite love story, me and the dancing pencil, among others. and imma grACE YOU WITH IT AHAHAHA THANK ME LATER
Changbin: I'm gonna get you some therapy hold up
Jisung: i support my bro in his love story
Felix: #Hyuncil
Hyunjin: so I see how you all appreciate my talent instead of some people *cough* triangle and his brain cells bestie *cough*
Seungmin: so my name now is brain cells bestie?
Minho: I'm offended that I wasn't included in that list
Hyunjin: MOVING ON, I have penned down another piece in tribute to my two ex-preggers besties
Jeongin: HELLO 911
Hyunjin: unfortunately, beloved peasant, I have run out of vocabulary
Changbin: that's what you get for not studying languages
Seungmin: not that he studied anything else too but okay
Hyunjin: they aren't worthy enough to have me
Felix: because those erasers and sharpeners are Thor and Hyunjin is mjonir... how do you spell it-
Jisung: it's myeo-muh
Hyunjin: hips
Jisung: neck
Felix: finger
Changbin: I feel loved
Jeongin: don't we all just love some pizza
Hyunjin: 1) did I just read your mind or smth- 2) okay, so do some seksy body rolls and bite your lip. there you go ig 3) lmao midget
Chan: how rude, Hyunjin.
Hyunjin: I'm sorry, thumbelina
Chan: *sighs in foreseen disappointment*
Hyunjin: ...
Minho: they had us in the first half, ngl
Jeongin: lmaooo hYuNjEaN
Hyunjin: I reject your existence
Hyunjin: *disgusted in 47 languages*
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Hyunjin: be reborn.
Jisung: OH MY FUCKING GOD BURNNNNN
Minho: he's learning well from me
Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN I'LL GIVE YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS THANKS GOODBYE
Jeongin: I'm waiting for the details
Hyunjin: fIRST OF ALL, KKAMI SHALL ALWAYS BE MINE. AND SECONDLY, IM SORRY BECAUSE I KILLED MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII-
Changbin: what's up with you bruh kkami doesn't even look at you
Hyunjin: dO NOT INSTIGATE ME OR I SHALL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS UWU
Jisung: my bro is using big words man proud proud
Jeongin: do you realize how an ambulance makes the sound of "weewoo weewoo" too? I'm suddenly uncomfortable.
Hyunjin: I mean, if I could draw you through a screen, I would :DDD PLEASE SPARE MY WEEWOO I NEED TOO WOO PEOPLE WITH IT AND CREATE MINI HYUNJINS-
Seungmin: CAN YOU STOP WITH THE TMI?
Hyunjin: i know
Chan: and you're so beautiful :))
Minho: chan your chance to flirt is over, can you fucking stop
Hyunjin: it's magical and dreamy and mind-boggling but i always end up with hair in my mouth
Jeongin: EWWWW DISGORSTING
Hyunjin: it took me a minute to process what you have written, and i still have no clue what it means
Seungmin: I'm placing my bet on him failing this school year
Hyunjin: *iconic disgusting face*
Minho: i would say kinky but I'm not into pet play-
Jisung: oh thank god-
Hyunjin: HAWWW IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT BE LOYAL TO A SEXC ASS DANCING MACHINE LIKE ME O MA LAWDDDD
Felix: press f for respect
Jeongin: F
Jisung: F
Minho: F
Changbin: F
Chan: F
Seungmin: F U
Hyunjin: im sorry but i don't have a metal pointed sharp chin like Fiona's Shrek aka triangle
Fiona's Shrek- i mean, Changbin: what the fuck
Minho: he'll sob like a demon and would be on my list of air frying people. btw, he's the only one on the list
Hyunjin: IM GONNA CALL THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION ON YOU
Chan: that's not- nevermind.
Felix: omelet
Hyunjin: wHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME T_T
Hyunjin: like Zayn Malik
Jeongin: DIRECTIONERS RISE!!
Hyunjin: it's nice but sometimes i can't see Changbin
Minho: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Changbin: i will stab you with a pocket knife
Felix: PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT. LAST TIME LOKI DID IN INFINITY WAR, HE ENDED UP DYING
Alright so that's it!! I hope you're excited for the next qna session, because it's Han Jisung's turn!
Thanks and ily
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