PART 4!! i never expected y'all to swoon over the iconic poem I wrote when i was half asleep at a wedding, y'all require serious help

Hyunjin: AH, YES! You require some sleeplessness and weed- just kidding. or am i?

Chan: ...don't show me your face again druggie

Hyunjin: because

Hyunjin: so i have written a second part to my favorite love story, me and the dancing pencil, among others. and imma grACE YOU WITH IT AHAHAHA THANK ME LATER

Changbin: I'm gonna get you some therapy hold up

Jisung: i support my bro in his love story

Felix: #Hyuncil

Hyunjin: so I see how you all appreciate my talent instead of some people *cough* triangle and his brain cells bestie *cough*

Seungmin: so my name now is brain cells bestie?

Minho: I'm offended that I wasn't included in that list

Hyunjin: MOVING ON, I have penned down another piece in tribute to my two ex-preggers besties

Jeongin: HELLO 911

Hyunjin: unfortunately, beloved peasant, I have run out of vocabulary

Changbin: that's what you get for not studying languages

Seungmin: not that he studied anything else too but okay

Hyunjin: they aren't worthy enough to have me

Felix: because those erasers and sharpeners are Thor and Hyunjin is mjonir... how do you spell it-

Jisung: it's myeo-muh

Hyunjin: hips

Jisung: neck

Felix: finger

Changbin: I feel loved

Jeongin: don't we all just love some pizza

Hyunjin: 1) did I just read your mind or smth- 2) okay, so do some seksy body rolls and bite your lip. there you go ig 3) lmao midget

Chan: how rude, Hyunjin.

Hyunjin: I'm sorry, thumbelina

Chan: *sighs in foreseen disappointment*

Hyunjin: ...

Minho: they had us in the first half, ngl

Jeongin: lmaooo hYuNjEaN

Hyunjin: I reject your existence

Hyunjin: *disgusted in 47 languages*

Hyunjin: be reborn.

Jisung: OH MY FUCKING GOD BURNNNNN

Minho: he's learning well from me

Hyunjin: AHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T HUNT ME DOWN I'LL GIVE YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS THANKS GOODBYE

Jeongin: I'm waiting for the details

Hyunjin: fIRST OF ALL, KKAMI SHALL ALWAYS BE MINE. AND SECONDLY, IM SORRY BECAUSE I KILLED MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII-

Changbin: what's up with you bruh kkami doesn't even look at you

Hyunjin: dO NOT INSTIGATE ME OR I SHALL STEAL YOUR KNEECAPS UWU

Jisung: my bro is using big words man proud proud

Jeongin: do you realize how an ambulance makes the sound of "weewoo weewoo" too? I'm suddenly uncomfortable.

Hyunjin: I mean, if I could draw you through a screen, I would :DDD PLEASE SPARE MY WEEWOO I NEED TOO WOO PEOPLE WITH IT AND CREATE MINI HYUNJINS-

Seungmin: CAN YOU STOP WITH THE TMI?

Hyunjin: i know

Chan: and you're so beautiful :))

Minho: chan your chance to flirt is over, can you fucking stop

Hyunjin: it's magical and dreamy and mind-boggling but i always end up with hair in my mouth

Jeongin: EWWWW DISGORSTING

Hyunjin: it took me a minute to process what you have written, and i still have no clue what it means

Seungmin: I'm placing my bet on him failing this school year

Hyunjin: *iconic disgusting face*

Minho: i would say kinky but I'm not into pet play-

Jisung: oh thank god-

Hyunjin: HAWWW IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU LIKE HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT BE LOYAL TO A SEXC ASS DANCING MACHINE LIKE ME O MA LAWDDDD

Felix: press f for respect

Jeongin: F

Jisung: F

Minho: F

Changbin: F

Chan: F

Seungmin: F U

Hyunjin: im sorry but i don't have a metal pointed sharp chin like Fiona's Shrek aka triangle

Fiona's Shrek- i mean, Changbin: what the fuck

Minho: he'll sob like a demon and would be on my list of air frying people. btw, he's the only one on the list

Hyunjin: IM GONNA CALL THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION ON YOU

Chan: that's not- nevermind.

Felix: omelet

Hyunjin: wHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME T_T

Hyunjin: like Zayn Malik

Jeongin: DIRECTIONERS RISE!!

Hyunjin: it's nice but sometimes i can't see Changbin

Minho: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Changbin: i will stab you with a pocket knife

Felix: PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT. LAST TIME LOKI DID IN INFINITY WAR, HE ENDED UP DYING

Alright so that's it!! I hope you're excited for the next qna session, because it's Han Jisung's turn!

Thanks and ily