PART 2! Istg y'all have a weird fetish of Minho's savagery and I kinda get you there

Minho: I also have Felix

Felix: *gay blushing* meow meow monsieur

Jisung: just like shit comes naturally to you, sarcasm comes naturally to him

Changbin: we don't want your toilet jokes in here, Jisung

Minho: why am I proud of Jisung for that answer-

Minho: worship Soonie, Doongie, and Dori

Hyunjin: yeah! Seungmin secretly does that too and look how sarcastic he is

Seungmin: EXCUSE ME?

Minho: no

Chan: he does hehehe

Minho: do you want me to throw you into a bonfire

Minho: do you like bark when you call your dogs-

Jeongin: do you like neigh when you call your horse-

Jisung: do you like fart water when you call your fish-

Chan: Jisung. They don't do that.

Minho: you remember all? you're in. no formalities required.

Minho: i shall marinate Hyunjin before i air fry him, he'll be of some use then at least

Author: chat masala :D

Hyunjin: YAH WHY ME?!??!?!?!?

Minho: N A G

Jisung: ah shit guys, he loves N A G more than me

Minho: i winked at him, he wonked at me. are you satisfied now?

Jeongin: wtf

Minho: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A POLY WITH MY CATS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

Chan: i don't think they meant it that way-

Felix: nO YOU CANNOT MARRY ME I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD MY FIRST PERIOD YET

Seungmin: FLEX WHAT

Jeongin: "F L E X" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minho: i love you Jisung

Jisung: *panik* dID YOU KNOW THAT WHALES CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER TOO

Minho: want me to throw you in there and test that?

Jisung: uwu so romantic he is

Minho: 1) fun. 2) casung 3) no i won't say that and I'll watch you suffer in anticipation ahahahaha

Jeongin: sadism

Chan: JEONGIN

Minho: babie han jisung

Changbin: that wasn't even in the question-

Minho: you choose then. horny jisung or horny han?

Changbin: death.

Minho: ...was the entire book not enough for you?

Felix: there was barely any minsung moment in there

Jisung: we did have some saucy moments

Seungmin: in which you tried to flirt with him and he rejected you. yes, so minsung.

Minho: like a constipated Chan. Just awkward and terrible.

Chan: whAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

Minho: in satan's secret hideout ;))

Hyunjin: he's not kidding.

Minho: if you sit out under the sun, you'll get that vitamin D too

Felix: PACK IT UP, GUYS! WE'RE FLYING TO THE SUN TO BE VITAMIN D GODS! WE'LL BE THE HULK BUT WITHOUT GAMMA AND WITH VITAMIN D

Seungmin: sometimes, i just wanna commit a crime

Minho: are you okay

Seungmin: finally someone with the same energy as me

Jeongin: that entire sentence is so dark

Jisung: HEY KID WTF

Minho: *closes eyes and goes into a coma*

Jisung: NO I'M HIS PERSONAL FOOTREST YOU GO AWAY

Minho: what the actual fuck

Minho: YES OMFG FINALLY THIS QNA IS GETTING GOOD!!

Minho: i take back what i just said.

Felix: omG THEN YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO PEPPA!! :D

Hyunjin: where there's a will, there's a way

Changbin: what the heck is the will here?

Minho: 1

Chan: plus 99

Minho: this was just petty

Minho: talented guy, nice personality, pretty smile, slappable butt

Changbin: "slappable butt" hoW GAY IS THIS

Seungmin: what part of this is NOT gay to you?

Minho: funny story, i thought about his oreo pickup line and decided that i should probably date the person who has a hidden talent of making people uncomfortable so easily

Hyunjin: *sobs* so cute

Jeongin: so scary again

Jisung: WHY IS THIS SCARY TO YOU KID YOU LITERALLY WATCH HORROR MOVIES TO CURE TUBERCULOSIS

Minho: you are cordially invited to Yang Jeongin's personal nightmare, aka the minsung wedding

The cats: meow meow meow

Minho: omg really? what did Dori say then?

The cats: meow meow meow meow

Minho: oh god

Minho: you need to stop existing and be reborn as Jisung's intellect

Seungmin: Jisung's intellect LMAOOOO

Minho: stasung

Minho: i already am, join the club fellow comrade

Felix: am i getting a new parent-

Jisung: shush kid you're my child

Minho: i obviously wasn't ready for this question

Jisung: ;)))

Hyunjin: ;)))

Felix: ;)))

Jeongin: ;)))

Chan: ;)))

Changbin: ;)-

Minho: OH GOD STFU I FEEL CORNY

That was itttt for Lino!! I hope you enjoyed this, it's hard to get in his character for some reason lmao idk

Next up is Seo Changbinnie the dark lord!! Thanks for reading ily