Since there are too many questions (I didn't expect that guys wtf), I'll be dividing the QnA into eight parts.

Here's the first part, enjoy!

Chan: eh-

Minho: basically just quit sleep and kill your hairline

Felix: HOW RUDE OMG HE ALSO HAS TALENT!!

Chan: thanks Felix T_T

Chan: HIGH-KEY UNREAL JKAKDJKKAJKDKJAKJ

Seungmin: i shall never understand the concept of keyboard smashes.

Chan: kdsjakdjhajdkajh-

Chan: STAHPPP IMMA BLUSH

Changbin: ayo why are you pretending to be a high school girl in love, gonba?

Jeongin: yeah! why, babugrul?

Chan: why do you hate me

Chan:.....

Felix: yes.

Hyunjin: how do you know-

Chan: who's kiki?

Jisung: who was she riding? ;)))

Changbin: gtfo jisung

Chan: SHIT I LEARNED IT IN SCHOOL WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER IT

Jeongin: lmao you're old now, you probably have dementia

Seungmin: years of education wasted

Felix: his heart

Jeongin: his nose

Jisung: his weewoo

Chan: my capacity to endure all this

Chan: hi! :D i think you're at the wrong place for the sexc brain

Minho: because he's left with only two brain cells now

Chan:... i was about to say that they should go to Kim Namjoon for a "sexc brain" but you aren't wrong too-

Chan: FOR GOD'S SAKE!!

Chan: 1) minho already said it lmao; 2) ehhh he's more like a brother to me- 3) YESSS I LOVE LIX!!

Felix: aww

Chan: i would prefer Channie :))

Jisung: he's lying

Hyunjin: Y U ALWAYS LYIN

Chan: that's an aggressive compliment but thanks ig

Changbin: yeah because i don't even exist right

Chan: please don't ask me to murder you like that

Minho: the way he pretends to be so innocent

Jisung: he's into that shit

Chan: SHHHH

Chan: uh um uhm it's a book and not a laptop

Seungmin: PLEASE I'M GONNA SLAUGHTER A HEAD

Chan: okay so i was just making friends randomly in school because it was my final year and i wanted to keep in touch, but then these guys were like roaming around like literal stray kids, so i thought that maybe putting them together would create a squad, and i wasn't wrong!! :DD

Jeongin: did you just call me a stray kid-

Chan: i was vegan

Chan: i love you more, please be my girlfriend

Changbin: and i thought Jisung was the only horny one

Jisung: first the author surpasses me, now Chan. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

Chan: um about 8 hours?

Hyunjin: minus 6

Chan: HUGS OFC!! BuT CAN Y'ALL LEAVE MY HAIRLINE ALONE FFS

Minho: YES GUYS, LEAVE THE NON-EXISTENT HAIRLINE ALONE FFS

Felix: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chan: I thought we only roasted Changbin?

Changbin: YAH STFU

Chan: this QnA was a bad idea

Chan: it's fun being a babysitter ig XD

Hyunjin: he's talking to you, Jeongin

Jeongin: zip it and sit down

Jisung: GASP-

Chan: p r o u d af :))

Felix: she's litERALLY SO PRETTY AND TALENTED OMFG IM A SIMP

Chan: is bro crush a thing? because yeah

Felix: YEET YEET YEET

Jisung: that's his way of gay panicking

Chan's hair: I'm dying somebody come save me before i go extinct

Chan: I'm so done with this author.

Chan: protein shakes and a shit load of food i like

Changbin: THIS ISN'T FAIR YO!! I EAT SO LESS BUT I GOTTA WORK HARDER TO BURN THAT FAT

Minho: all that food goes to your ass tho

Hannah: i bet he feels lucky af

Felix: OMG HANNAH HI HI HI :DD

Chan: AHHHHHH HOW DO I CHOOSEEEE NOOOOOOO

Hyunjin: he's so dramatic

Seungmin: SAYS WHO?

ANDDD That was the very first part of the QnA!

See you in the next part ily