You added Author!

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Did someone hack my phone or smth?

I didn't add her!

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Lmao hello bby

How's your day going?

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Mu day is going good! :DD

How did you come into the group-

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By possessing the knowledge of technology and science

I should say that this is a work of witchcraft

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Bruh I typed this out, wdym

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Are we gonna roast her?

Bec I have some tea

The way she goes to sleep picturing that she's cuddling w a man who doesn't know her

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The way you lie when you say you aren't a simp for Jisung

I have some tea too

Want me to spill?

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No stfu

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GASP

IS HE?

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Yes

Just the way you're desperate for the vitamin D, if you know what I'm talking about ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

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I see chat pollution here

Kindly gtfo ma'am

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Don't you gtfo me

I know how you understand each and every thing Jisung talks about but you pretend to act dumb

Bec it makes it easier for you

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I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ATTACKED

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Are you here to roast everyone, author?

Bec GO FOR ITTTT

GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR MEDICINE

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I KNEW I COULD TRUST A LEO!! :D

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AHAHAHA FUNNY JUST GO AWAY GRANDMA

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What is this behaviour karen

I'm younger than you

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What did we ever to do you?

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Uh? Are you asking that?

I WAS ON THE VERGE OF FAINTING WHEN I SAW YOUR ABS

I ALMOST WROTE A BOOK CALLED "DELULU FREAKS OUT OVER A SHIRTLESS MAN"

WHEREIN I PRINT OUT YOUR HANDS AND LOCK THEM AROUND MY NECK

SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE THE ONE CHOKING ME

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Stop it, get some help

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Chan why are you stealing my lines

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The author is hornier than Jisung omfg

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Glad you could tell that

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I-

Don't you dare take my spot!!

Winking cow

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Sorry to break it to you, Jisung

But you ain't original

Winking cow exists

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My life has been a lie

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So WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

TO TELL US THAT WE AREN'T ORIGINAL?

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If I said that, I'd be roasting myself

Which I do on a dialy basis but shhh

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What do you want?

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I wanna watch this world burn

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Okay you're a part of the squad

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Thanks brother

Like all of you are (except Chan hehe hmu)

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I don't get it

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Ofc you wouldn't

Your brain is old and your hairline is practically on a ventilator

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Changbin my bro

Give me tips on how not to breathe

Not bec I wanna rap

But bec I don't wanna breathe

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Author rn: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!"

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Is she okay or smth-

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Ofc I am not

Otherwise why would I make this book

This book is a result of insanity and 3 am thoughts

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You do know that you cannot die from holding your breath, right?

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Alrighty then

Imma stuff newspapers up your nose next time you go to sleep

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Mom pick me up I'm scared

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I low-key approve

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NO WHY

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Character development ig

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Okay so gIMME AN ANSWER MISS GIRL

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO INTERRUPT OUR GC?????

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Ah, yes, my idol

I high-key idolise you so I'm here to learn from you your majestic ways in the field of being unproductively dramatic

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I can't language rn

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I can't human rn

Tweet tweet

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Meow meow

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Don't encourage her

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Bang Christopher Chan

I thought

You would like me

And approve of me

And I'd die happily

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Ah shit

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Jsjsjsksisksljsbsbsjsi

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Skshskskgsjskskslsk

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Wtf

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Shush they're having a moment

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And friends, this is how I fuel my inner delulu

Oh and Chan

Please save your dying hairline

Bang Chan? More like

BALD Chan

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Omg I'm so funny lemme just go and apply to be the world peace ambassador

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Oh to understand her brain

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It's been a minute since I wrote that but my god complex is gone

Hi so where were we?

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We were never anywhere

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Oh right

This book doesn't have a pot

*Plot

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Can't say if this group has pot

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But your brownies sure do ;)))

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How did you know-

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Whatever

But yeah

What inspired you to insert yourself in this group?

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The power of sheer anxiety but also shamelessness

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Mood

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Now that we're done here, I would like to ask you all for one last favor before I finish

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Which is?

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I'm adding the readers in, just say hi

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Alright, I see no harm in doing so

Author added Readers!

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Hi!! :)

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OMFG HI SEO CHANGBIN

CAN YOU PLEASE PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK AND SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA ME

SO SEXC OMG THOSE GUNS AHHHHH

CHOKE ME PAPI

Author removed Readers!

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...I'm sorry

You are typing...

Jisung is typing...

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Seungmin is typing...

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le fin.