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It's time, guys
Minho, Changbin, and I graduate tomorrow
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*AGGRESSIVE CRI*
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Lmao the oldies are going
Bye bye lol
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YAH!
YOU FETUS!!
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He's actually a fetus oh god
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I was born
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Do you want me to clap for you for that exclusive discovery?
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YO I JUST HAD A CRAY CRAY THOUGHT
FELIX, HYUNJIN, SEUNGMIN AND I GRADUATE NEXT YEAR
OH FUCK THE FUCK
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Ah, yes, the late realization
Welcome to the real world, Han Jisung
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We'll have to work and earn money
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And woo someone w my weewoo
And then marry them
And then let the weewoo work yet again
And then have kids
And then pay bills and the school fees
And then retire
And then die
In conclusion, we're all gonna die
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Firstly, you're in highschool so concentrate on your studies and weewoo only
Secondly, "we're all gonna die"
Wow I thought we were all immortal or smth
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Did you?
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S A R C A S M
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O R G A S M
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Get out
NOW
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Okay no but Hyunjin
Why do you need a weewoo to woo someone when you have big lips
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Yeah sometimes he reminds me of Kylie Jenner
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OMGJJSGAJSJSUKAKS
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT GUYS IMMA CRIE
Also, my weewoo carries my future children
So I need it
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What the actual heck
Stop or Jeongin will call the child support helpline
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Wh
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But think about it
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We don't need to hear things about your sperms, please stop
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OLD JOKE BUT
WHAT IF SUPERM'S FANS WERE CALLED SPERMS XDDD
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What age are you living in
That's a century old joke
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Yes bec this kid was alive a century ago
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Ever heard of vampires?
No wait not Edward Cullen-
NOBODY ASSOCIATES ME W THE CULLENS OR IM CALLING THE CHILD SUPPORT HELPLINE
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Ayo calm the fuck down
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And wear an evening gown
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With your hair so brown
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Turn upside down, that frown
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And light up the town
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Because a moa is a clown
Felix is typing...
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What the actual flying fuckity fuck am I reading?
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That's alliteration
Oh damn
I'm becoming like you guys
SHIT
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Bruh it's the second last chapter, how long did you need to become like us?
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Y'all are poets
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Aww thanks :((
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Yeah, those flop, emo poets who only know how to rhyme but don't make any sense
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But I wrote the DANCING PENCIL poem!!
I won at life!!
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And I had fortunately forgotten about it
But no
You gave me war flashbacks
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ANYWAYS
HOW ABOUT A FAREWELL FROM YOU GUYS AHHASJSSUJS
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I'm broke af
I fished out a coin from my pocket
And guess what
It has same print on both the sides
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I remember my Christmas gift from you
Okay how long are you gonna keep sticking coins to each other?
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It's fun
You're bored?
Find some currency
Destroy it
Ruin the economy bec fuck capitalism
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Oh dude he's revolutionary
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I would find that nonsense but tell me why it makes sense
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Tell me about it
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I just did
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That didn't mean-
G O S H
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I can't believe that I won't be seeing the school again
And you guys in the hallways
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Chill, we can come over anytime
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And we have to go to school again to collect our certificates
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CAN Y'ALL LET ME CRY IN PEACE
LEMME BE SENTIMENTAL FOR ONCE
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Oh dude he's emo
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༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
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