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HELP

I NEED HELP

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WHAT HAPPENED

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Look at Chan getting all panicked

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Ofc, it's his son he's worried about

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I'm nobody's son

I'm a daddy

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HUH

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OH FUCK HE HAS BEEN INFECTED W CHAN'S DADDY KINK

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I'm calling your mom, Yang Jeongin

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No sorry sorry

But like

I need ACTUAL help

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Don't beat around the bush, buddy

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Oh wow you learned a new idiom

Proud proud

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Thanks babe

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Tf are all those numbers for

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I love him 1234567890 hearts

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His math blows my mind every time

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Shush guys

My child needs help

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AHAHAHAHAHA POSSESSIVE

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My child oNLY

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I'm calling Jeongin's mom

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Okay but stfu

And y'all promise that you won't call my mom

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Done deal

NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS

OMG MY HEART IS GOING DOKI DOKI AND MY BREATH IS GOING HOOH HAAH HOOH HAAH

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How do you breathe like that-

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Annyeonghaseyo bishes

It's hooh haah mothertruckers

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Don't you fucking curse in this fucking group

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Talk about fucking hypocrisy

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Imagine how a hen would speak if it only knew how to say fuck

Fuck fuck fuckak

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Speak, my little fuckity fuck fuck

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We lost the plot yet again

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Yes thank you

So my problem is

That I joined tinder last night

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.......

Jisung did you do this to him?

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Wha-

Why me-

WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT'S ME?!?

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Bec like you're our first thought whenever we think of this stuff

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Aww thanks bro ❤️

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That wasn't a compliment

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Oh.

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What do I do w tinder-

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Delete the app

Lock your phone

Forget the password

Burn the phone

Throw it out of your window

Run a truck over it

And go study

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He sounds like my mom omg

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My mom is always like

"Oh, your stomach hurts? Probably the result of you being stuck on your phone all day"

LiKE I DON'T GET THE MATH THERE

ARE MY INTESTINES USING THE PHONE OR SMTH MSGSJSJJSJAJ

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Truer words never been said

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I agree

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I hate to say but I agree

A week ago, my mom blamed the short circuit on my phone

I wanted to commit arson

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Join the club

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And, for the first time, I feel welcomed

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Awwie 🥺

Ilysm

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No ew go away

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Jeongin energy right there

AND SINCE I JUST MENTIONED JEONGIN

HEY BOY

You are typing...

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Make em whistle like a missile bomb bomb

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No felix that wasn't the point.

Jeongin

Yang Jeongin

Whyst da fucketh do you needeth a tinder accounteth

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Why is everyone acting like Jisung today

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Aw bro ❤️

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Yet again, that wasn't a compliment

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Oh.

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HYUNG IM A GROWN MAN WITH NEEDS

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"Needs"

Why do you sound like a lame version of Han Jisung lmaoooo

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He's the lame one, not me

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Where is this kid learning all this shit from

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Needs?

Boy, I know

You are typing...

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I know you got the feeeeeels

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LADIES ANS GENTLEMEN

AND HERE WE HAVE

THE TENTH MEMBER OF TWICE

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NO KINDLY SHIT UP

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How do you shit up???

Like an anti gravity poop???

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Sorry I'm an anti gravity

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BAHAHAHAHANSJAKAJAHAHSJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAGSGSJSIAJAJAJA

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And here we have Hwang Hyunjin in his natural habitat

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Hyungggg

I got a message from a girl

She wants to

Uh

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SHE WANTS TO WHAT?

WHAT IS IT, YOUNG LAD?

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When did you turn British?

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It's just my inner Hermione Granger coming out

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Mommy 😩😩

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Did he just-

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Okay

So she texted me

"F 22 SK HMU Discord: sexyhoe#1072"

What the heck is that

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Leave the phone this instant and beg for forgiveness from god almighty

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I'm an atheist but amen I guess

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What do I do???

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Block

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No hold up

She sent me a nude and now I have trauma

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Oh nooooo

Sucks to be you i guess

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Delete rn

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Done

Also

Am I a daddy anymore?

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Child-