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Mm mm
Yeah
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Are you singing?
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No he's moaning
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Mmmmmm
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BRO I WAS KIDDING 😳
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Ayo why is Channie moaning-
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I think he's texting us while sooxing
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EW WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
YOU DISGUST ME
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Ngl but I've already expected everything unexpected
Nothing surprises me anymore
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FUCK YESSDSDSS
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CHAN WHAT THE FUCK
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So much for expecting everything
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Heyyyyuyyyuyy
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Are you drunk?
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Whatss dat
AHHJH YEASSSSSSSDSS
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And there goes the sanity of the only sane person in this group
Except for me, ofc
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You didn't count me in?
I'm never hurt, but today I am
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Brother you're dating Jisung
Your sanity is probably flushed down the toilet rn
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So you're calling his sanity shit?
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HEY SUNGMIN
YOURE LYING
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM
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*Seungmin
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Babygirlllllkdllddl hehheehejehe
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I have a lot of experience in dealing with drunk people
And from that experience, I can say
I think he needs to be exorcised
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No felix
Please
We don't want demonic noises in 3RACHA's mixtapes
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OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLD UP
NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE BUT IMAGINE
JUST IMAGINE
I M A G I N E
IF WE PUT MOANS IN OUR MIXTAPE-
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I'm cancelling Han Jisung
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#DoNotCancelUriWinkingCowBoy
Juseyo chinguya
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Ew kboo
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Bro he's Korean-
Ykw? Nvm
Continue.
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Wjy r u so fuxcking hoytttttt
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Wow wtf
Who is he fantasizing about lmao
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Me
Bec I'm hoytttttt
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He cannot breathe without you being right by his side
He'll die
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Ayo that sounds like a song Chan would make
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SSEXCY BABUYY
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IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RN CHAN
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Says who?
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HAN JISUNG'S BOYFRIEND
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HEY HEY!!
IM NOT AS LEWD!!
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*Pens down the new word*
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What does lewd mean?
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Probably "sexy"
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Oh okie :D
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.......
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O wanna fuvk uuuuuyuuu
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DOLPHIN SCREAMING RN
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SOMEBODY PUT CHAN TO SLEEP
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HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING W SOMEONE RN
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AHHHHHH WHY IS CHAN BEING SO LIL-LEWD BUT SHAMELESS
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OHMYGOD LEWD MEANS SHAMELESS IN A DIRTY WAY ISTG MY MIND WILL COLLAPSE
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AHHHJSJJJDH BABUYYYYUYY
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CHAN IS MOANING IN THE GROUP IS THE WORLD COMING TOWARDS THE END
Me:
BABYGIRLLLJSJSL
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OHMYGOD HE HAS A BABYGIRL DADDY KINK OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK
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I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT WHAT WILL I DO W MY LIFE NOW ALL MY DREAMS HAVE CRASHED RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES BEC IM WEIRDED OUT RN
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YAH DON'T YOU DARE KINK SHAME ANYONE!!!
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WHAT'S A KINK
IT IS THE LITTLE GAP IN THE GRAPH SHEETS IN MATH
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YES IT IS EXACTLY THAT AND WE DON'T SHAME KINKS BEC THEN MATH WILL CURSE US
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YEAH LIKE EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
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AHH AHJH AHHHJHJH
YOU GEEL SO GOOS
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EXPELLIARMUS!
EXPELLIARMUS!
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WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO DISARM FELIX
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WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING
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I'm gonba
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What's a gonba 😭😭
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Babugrul
Seen
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Next day
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.......
Fuck.
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Welcome back, babugrul
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I'M SORRY AHHHHHHSJSHSKSKSK
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Who were you railing, gonba?
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HE HAS A DADDY KINK OMFG-
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NO I WAS JUST DRUNK
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Who were you even fantasizing about omg
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IDK WHY I WROTE THAT STUFF ISTG I JUST HAD SOME SOJU
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I'm so disappointed in you, Bang Christopher Chan.
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IM SORRYYYYYNDHSKSJZJS
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Ayo why was this hyung?
"YOU GEEL SO GOOS"
Why would you gel a goose?
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bYE-
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