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How's the quarantine, Hyunjin?

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Happily dying

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No stfu

Only I can kill you

Or airfry you, for that matter

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Papi is rough omg

I like it

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Ugh

There should be a Han Jisung virus

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Omg what

YESSSS

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He really didn't understand what you were trying to say, Seungmin

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Some people are just born with less brain cells

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Yeah but Jisung virus tho

It'd be deadlier than Ebola

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Like my killer looks ;))

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No

Like your dead brain

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Seungmin is talking a lot about brain today

GAsP-

Have yoU DECIDED WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AFTER HIGHSCHOOL???

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Not this conversation please

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In fact, I have

I want to legally own a car and a driving license

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NICE

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And drive it over you guys

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NOT NICE

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I don't get why y'all are so aggressive

I mean

We're just nice guys

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And one of us "nice guys" just has a lot of money woo

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LMAOOOO

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Don't you laugh so much at him, Shrek

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MAKNAE ON TOP

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Did YOU find your noona yet?

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.....

I'm disowning this kid

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He has all the sass that we were lacking

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But Jisung virus?

We neED TO KNOW WHAT IT ISSSS

HOW DOES IT SPREAD

WHAT DOES IT DO

HOW IS IT CURED

ANSWERS I NEED ANSWERS

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Gosh Hyunjin relax

You're still sick

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Yeah, lovesick 😍

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...tf

WHY DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT

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YOU'RE BETRAYING US HYUNJIN

MY HEART OUCH IT HURTS LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK

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Just how long is the buttcheek on a stick joke is gonna be used for

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It's funny ngl lmao

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Guys CHILL

I'M LOVESICK FOR MYSELF

WE ARE THE LOVESICK BOYSSSS

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BLACKPINK TEE DEE DEE DEE

TEDEDEDEDEDEDE

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Chan are you okay

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Who knows at this point ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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He has the Jisung virus ;)))

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Oh I get it now

The Jisung virus is easily spread by just speaking to a guy named Han Jisung

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B-)

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And it causes brain hemorrhage

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Huh-

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And the only cure to it is shock therapy

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GUYS HAWWW

IM HURT

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Not to be insensitive or smth

But be grateful that the cure wasn't murdering you

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I don't want this virus anymore T_T

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Aww :((

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Melodrama

Sigh

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