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I love my job

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Omg I'm so overwhelmed and surprised to know that!

Jisung likes watching girls in bikinis?

Ohmygod that's some brand new piece of breaking news!

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That was too sarcastic mdhdhjdjdj

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I'm dYING GSGEJJSJS

SOMEONE GIVE ME AIR PLS

AHH MY LUNGS

IM ACTUALLY DYING OMG

IM GONNA HMSHSHSJUS

WHY AM I COUGHING

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.....

Hyunjin, sweetie are you okay?

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Thank me for the job idea, Jisung

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That's so rude Minho

Hyunjin might actually be combusting

Hyunjin are you okay?????

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Is he looking at Park Jinyoung?

Why is he coughing lol

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I might be low-key dying

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...what is low-key dying

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You don't know?

Like when you're about to sneeze and the sneeze gets stuck inside you and you're making weird faces

But you won't sneeze

So that's a life or death situation

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Oh and when you accidentally inhale water

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InHaLe wAtEr

Wtf

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Where's the lie tho?

Like you're drinking water and you laugh and the nose sucks the water in and suddenly there's water in your lungs

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Yeah might as well grow seaweed in there

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I might not be THAT good at science but this ain't it

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Okay but Hyunjin?

Tf is wrong w you?

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I just searched up why I'm coughing

And Google showed me that I have cancer

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Yes because Google is a certified doctor

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Whatever

I'm gonna get tested for jaundice tonight

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What

The

Frick

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I'll pray for you honey T_T

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Be fine dude

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Next day

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GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

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I don't believe anything you say anyway

That's not new

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༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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Did you get the reports for your illness?

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Yes

Omg

OMG

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

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What is it?

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I HAVE CORONA

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.....

Dude you okay?

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:(((

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OMG WOW

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Why tf are you happy?

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I'll be isolated

And I'll have to stay at home the entire day

So that's a win-win situation!!!

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....why are you becoming introverted like me bruh

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Hyunjin I'm concerned for you

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I'm good bro

OMG IM COUGHING

IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE

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Spot the odd one out in that paragraph

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Ah shit where are my spectacles when I need them?

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Y'all are so rude :(

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NO HOUSEHOLD CHORES AYE IM LIVING MY BEST LIFE

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Why are you like this (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)