Jisung created the group 'Triangle's butt day'

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Tell me why I instantly knew who triangle was 😭😭

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It's like a preloaded info in our heads now

Changbin = triangle

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Hehe thanks

ANYWAYS

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU WITH THIS GENIUS IDEA

AND THE REASON WHY I DIDN'T ADD CHANGBIN IN THIS GROUP

WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE CHANGBIN ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW

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He has a birthday?

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.....

Tell me again why I was shipped with him

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Hyunjin

He didn't appear out of thin air

Unlike you

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Now that his birth has been established

What are we gonna surprise him with?

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I know exactly what to do

But in a much more real sense

I have no idea what to do

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Please it's Michael Scott all over again

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I'd sell my whole life for being Dwight

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ISSA CHANGBIN'S BIRTHDAY

DONT SELL YOUR LIFE YET

WE NEED TO SURPRISE HIM FIRST

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Ooh damn

Minho's yelling

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Sometimes I just feel like using a knife for cutting vegetables

But instead of vegetables, there should be people's heads

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Slaughterer au

This y/n is ready papi

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Jisung's head next

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No please

It's a party, not a sacrifice

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Don't hurt my Sungie :((

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AHHHHH CUTEEEEEE

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I'm cuter

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AHHHHH CUTEEEEEE

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He really just copy pasted the same words for both of them

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He's been learning from me

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Caught in 4k

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ANYWAYS

What do we do for Changbin?

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Hmm

How about

We gift him the leaning tower of Pisa?

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Omg yes

He'd be so happy

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...what would he do with it?

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Show it off

Slide down the building from the leaning side like wheeee

And conduct orgies

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How to unsee

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Ay ay ay listen

What if we gifted him a diamond bracelet?

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Tf?

He'd honestly be satisfied if we completed his homework

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Nah I can't afford that

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So you can afford diamond bracelets and a goddamn tower but can't do his homework?

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Ofc

Does that not make sense?

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No

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Meanie :((

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Let's think of something realistic

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Let's just gift him a new pair of bathroom slippers

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That is SO random

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Lmao look who's talking

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No no let's gift him smth useful

How about...

A tree?

That's kinda useful riii?

He can inhale oxygen from it

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Not you too Lix T_T

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My buddy ain't wrong

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Alriiii so let's pool in money to buy a fucking tree

And gift it to a guy who clearly doesn't fucking need oxygen when he raps

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...alright that's a point

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Please gift me a bar of chocolate and complete my homework

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...........

Jisung did you check twice that you didn't add him before making the group?

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Fuck.

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Omg he used punctuation

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Jisung why (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

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I'M SORRY YOU GUYS

THIS WAS GENUINELY NOT ON PURPOSE

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Ah, so it seems like we don't need to gift him anything, now that there's no surprise left

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No wait

I want a gift

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Ahahaha no

It's too late

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But-

Tf-

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Happy butt day binnie (✿^‿^)

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WHAT ABOUT THE GIFT?

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