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Guys I have a new pet!!! :D
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Ahhhhhhdkdkjsjsjdndjdn
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iSSA CAT?
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Nah, he himself is a cat
I bet it's something else
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Felix, since you're a cat...
Can I adopt you?
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Back off I adopted him first
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Apparently Hyunjin is a parent now
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YAHHH WHY DO I NEVER GET THE CUTE PEOPLE
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I'm cute 🥺
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Ew no
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Yah yah let Lix tell us about his pet!!
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"Tell us about his pet"
What is this, an interview?
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Oop-
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And I oop-
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Sksksksks
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DO YOU EVEN VSCOOO
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.....
Ight imma head out
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This chat causes me immense physical pain every time
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So does sex ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
But we do it anyway
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Or maybe a heart attack
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Or maybe a brain tumor
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Or maybe an organ failure
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I will stop you guys right here
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Yeah this got so serious
I was almost gonna cry
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PET
I HAVE A PET
LET'S TALK ABOUT PETS
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I once had a pet tadpole
Was kinda cute
So I named him Brad Pitt
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*Kim Seokjin wants to know your location*
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I thought you might have had a pet dog or smth
What about Felix?
Is it a rabbit?
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Not to ruin your moment but rabbits get depressed easily and die of loneliness
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Wow you know your things bruh
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Rabbits? More like me :D
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whY dOeS THIS CHAT KEEP GETTING SO DARK
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I thought you liked dark?
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I HAVE A NEW PET
PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION :((
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Okay okay yes
Felix please don't let it be an animal that can be depressed easily
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Oh no, mine won't even care about loneliness
He's too unbothered
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So issa cat?
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No
A tarantula
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Okay I can't keep defending you all every time
What is this
Why is this
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OH LIKE BILLIE EILISH?!?!
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EXACTLYYYYY!!!
I'M THE NEW EYELASH
MY CROWN HAS TARANTULAS AND I HAVE A SPIDER IN MY MOUTH
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This is low-key scary
Okay who am I kidding
This is high-key scary and I don't wanna imagine it
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There are about a million species of animals out there.
And you chose to ignore all the goddamn animals.
And chose a spider.
I mean, kudos.
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He's using full stops guys he's pissed off
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So much for correct grammar
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Don't attack me like that
I love Spider and he's a spider
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HAVE YOU NAMED YOUR SPIDER 'SPIDER'?????
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Yes
Gonna stay attached to the core
Authentic is what I like
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But like mood bruh
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I feel dumb not calling my tadpole 'Tadpole'
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No no wait
What are we doing
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Soonie, Doongie and Dori would like to meet Spider
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Yeah so that they can swallow the spider
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No they can't
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I smell smth stupid coming next from him...
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Because then the spider would make a spider web in their stomachs
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I can't fight that logic tho
.............
Alright let's stop here
Who's coming to the field trip from school tomorrow?
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Y'all are planning on going?
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I guess I will
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I ain't waiting for your answers guys
We're all going
It'll be fun! :D
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F
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F
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F
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Also guys
Can I bring my spider along w me?
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I think it's best that you don't-
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Nawwww I wanna meet Spider
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Ly bro :D
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