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I'm Thor

Son of Odin

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And I'm Jeongin

Son of Minsung

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@Minho yes honey?

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Lmao you make bad jokes Jeongin

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At this point, everyone ships you two

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I ship chanlix too but does anyone care?

No

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I do I do :(

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.....

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Issok Chan

People once used to ship me w Hyunjin

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Okay what

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This is some tea

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I'm here for it

Continue

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Why are y'all so eager to know about it?

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It's not every day that we have some good stuff in this groupchat

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I am: offended

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I am: not

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Lmao imagine if somebody named a musical album w I am: not

Noobs

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Yeah I'd rather name an album w I am: offended

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Oh wow I turned out to be a musical genius

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So I take it as you guys don't wanna hear about the "tea"

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Guys we were about to get some tea can y'all stop?

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STAHP Y'ALL I NEED TO KNOW WHO SHIPPED MY FANTASTIC ASS W A NAZI NERD

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Nazi nerd?

Hyunjin, sweetie, do you want to get roasted or smth?

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...let's just continue w the story

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Thanks for giving me the very chance to speak

I am incredibly honoured and feel myself to be extremely grateful for this opportunity

Now, can I fucking continue?

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Ooh boi snapped

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I'm sorry on their behalf, Seungmin :((

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Alright, apology accepted

So it was a few months ago

Hyunjin and I had just started talking and we were sitting behind the same desk

I was helping him solve the chemistry formulas

And suddenly, he started crying

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DO *NOT* REMIND ME OF THAT DAY

I CRIED MY EYES OUT

IT FELT LIKE ALL THE WATER HAD LEFT MY BODY THROUGH MY EYES

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You do know that human body is about 60-70% water riii?

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DUH!

I PASSED MATH

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It's a science ques-

You know what? I'm not even gonna try

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Anyways

So he started crying because he had no idea how to do it and I tried to console him

And somebody behind us hooted

The person shouted 'seungjin!'

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..........

Fuck

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Wait-

Was that you-

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Um-

Maybe?

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That was YOU?!

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This is interesting

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I would have some popcorn but I'm being shipped rn ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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Changbin, I can't believe you!!

I thought you were one of the same ones here!!

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Oh no, you're mistaken

He's anything but sane

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YAHHH

STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME

I DON'T LIKE IT

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Trash

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Could these people be any pettier?

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Sigh

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So yeah, we were shipped too once

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Do you like me???

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Tf is that question

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Straight to the point?

I like it

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Minho, can we date??

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Ew straight to the point

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I snorted

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-cocaine

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No bro my mom would kill me

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No but wait

Did you like the fact that we were being shipped?

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A 101% no

Especially after being friends w you

Even if I, god forbid, EVER thought that I would like to date you, then you've blown the chances

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WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

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You exist

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AHAHAHAHA LMAOOOO

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Meanie :((