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It's gonna strike 12 soon

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Wow no shit

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OH GOD

I NEED TO STUDY BEFORE SLEEPING

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You literally texted me that you went studying 2 hours ago

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I may or may not have been staring at a single page for 2 hours-

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I'm disappointed, Jeongin

I thought you were a smart one

But you're just dumb du-du-dumb

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Let the poor boi breathe

Geez

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No wait

You're all forgetting why I started the chat today

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Wait wait I'll guess

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Here we go again

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So why I think you started the chat is because...

You're marrying someone?

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No Jisung

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Oh wait I'll do you one better

Your hair line is receding because of the amount of hair dye you use

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Tf??

No!!!

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I dye my hair too and that was immensely offensive to me >:(

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Ooh I have another one

You're retiring since you've grown pretty old

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Um????

Minho and I are of the same age???

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No like mentally old

Mentally, he's like 78 years old

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And you're like 5

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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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OMG BESTIE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME

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I WAS RIGHT HERE BESTIE

JUST GHOSTING Y'ALL

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I can't believe that you did that to us :(

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And lemme remind you that I've been discharged from the hospital and I can kick your ass easily

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I FEEL ATTACKED

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Like a titan

shsksgahsusbsjs JAEGER!!

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I would assume that half of the readers didn't understand your reference

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༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

BUT

I HAD SMTH TO SAY

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Keep that for another day bruh

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Haww I feel bad for Channie :((

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Thank you Lix :((

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But like

I have a question

What if I jumped into a black hole?

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Somebody send him to sleep

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What do you think will happen if he jumped into a black hole?

Personally, I'd be ecstatic

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I thinkkkk

He'll probably swirl down the hole, get sucked into the void

And crash on another planet where aliens probably exist

And would get eaten up by them

Because let's face it

He looks like a lobster

And that's kinda delicious

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I believe in Hyunjin the cannibal supremacy

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According to me

Jisung will get sucked into the hole

And maybe he'll die (?)

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That got dark real quick

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I'm not finished

He'll die and then will be reincarnated as a comet

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Your physics is blowing my mind

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Uh huh?

Then what do YOU think will happen?

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Do you get it now?

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Yeah I'm not gonna watch that

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Same

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I'd rather be gaming rn

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OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!

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NOW IM GONNA TEXT

AND NO ONE WILL INTERRUPT ME

I WAS SAYING

THAT IT'S GONNA STRIKE 12

AND IT'LL BE HYUNJIN'S BIRTHDAY

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Oh god

Did I FORGET MY OWN BIRTHDAY?!?!??!

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It's 12 already, genius

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Oh shit-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYUNJIN

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SAPPY BORNDAY BROOO

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...I'm gonna ignore Jisung and wish you a very happy birthday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

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Hbd man

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Happy birthday!!

I need cake

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You already got cake ;))

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Ew

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You're the one to say

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Ah, one year closer to death

Happy birthday

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Thank you guys T_T

Y'all make me soft

Jisung is typing...

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We all know what he's gonna say, riii?

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You stole my thunder :((