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Guys I think I have a huge problem

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Let me guess

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No

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I didn't even guess!!

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No

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Wha-

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No no Jisung no

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Why must you hurt him in this way

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Are we speaking meme language here?

Because I recently got into it and now I'm nice and good

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"Nice and good" I hate how fast I understood that

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The child has a problem let's listen to him

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Fuck you my child is completely fine

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Your child goes to sleep with his braces stuck to his pillow

And btw, did you just curse for the very first time in this gc?

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........

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NO I DON'T SLEEP W MY BRACES STUCK TO MY PILLOW

And I have a different problem

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Can I guess??

Please please please 🥺

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Fine, go on

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THANK YOU!

And I think the problem he has is...

Hmm maybe he has a boner

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What the fuck

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This was EXACTLY why I wasn't letting you answer

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Jisung stahp

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Friends don't understand me understand me anymore

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OMG TXT

No wait I have a problem

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Are you ever gonna tell us the problem?

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I will but that would make a certain someone jealous

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GASP

THE SHADE HAS BEEN THROWN ON JISUNG

JISUNG IS ANGERYYYY

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Okay two questions

1) how are we all so sure that it's Jisung that he's talking about

2) Felix why are you moaning

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I'm not angry

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*Angery

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*Angry

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*Angery

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*Angry

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NOW IM ANGERY

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Let's just ignore this and get to the problem

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Alright

So an older girl proposed to me today

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How old?

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Maybe 2 years?

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...........................

I'm not jealous

I'm just wishing the best for you

And your love life

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Really?

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No

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Gaym

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Sjshsjksksks

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WHY DO I NOT HAVE A NOONA

EVEN THE KID DOES

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Lmao I feel so bad for you

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You aren't a bad choice either bruh

HOOT HOOT IM SINGLE

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HOOT HOOT IM NOT READY TO MINGLE

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Let's play forever I just wanna be your dog

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TXT TXT TXT TXT TXT

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I'm sorry but im a cat dad

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Meow meow

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I would laugh but this just shows his desperation

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Ew

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Jisung, I'm sure you'll find a noona someday

And Jeongin, where's the problem?

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Like she told me that she likes me a lot and all

And she's really pretty too

And she's good in studies

But there's a rumor that she's into horseplay

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Oh my god-

That's a thing?

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Idk what horseplay means but it doesn't sound good

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Google it, kid

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NO DON'T LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE JEONGIN

MINHO WHY

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Wae oppar wae

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He's not your oppa dude wyd

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He's my oppar

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I'm gonna air fry you like french fries

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At least then Hyunjin would be able to call himself french

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But I'm Australian????

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OMG STOP

JEONGIN MUST BE GOOGLING THAT NASTY THING

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I am ✨traumatized✨

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Ik sweetie ik

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Why is that something Jisung would be into?

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I'm not into these things

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Complete your sentence

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-until and unless I find a noona who is into it

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Good job

Sometimes I regret being your friend

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Ah ik

That's because your small brain cannot understand the privilege of being with me

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Well, excuse me?

Even Einstein had a small brain

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So you agree that your brain is small?

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No small brain stigma, dude

If Einstein wasn't ashamed, then nor am I

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Whatever

I'm going to turn that girl down

I don't want to be a horse while I do... That

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You ARE NEVEE DOING THAT SIR YOU ARE S M O L

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Meth

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Hyunjin please XD

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I'm not gonna stay a kid all my life bruh wth

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