《Who Made This Groupchat? » skz》noona
Advertisement
:
Guys I think I have a huge problem
:
Let me guess
:
No
:
I didn't even guess!!
:
No
:
Wha-
:
No no Jisung no
:
Why must you hurt him in this way
:
Are we speaking meme language here?
Because I recently got into it and now I'm nice and good
:
"Nice and good" I hate how fast I understood that
:
The child has a problem let's listen to him
:
Fuck you my child is completely fine
:
Your child goes to sleep with his braces stuck to his pillow
And btw, did you just curse for the very first time in this gc?
:
........
:
NO I DON'T SLEEP W MY BRACES STUCK TO MY PILLOW
And I have a different problem
:
Can I guess??
Please please please 🥺
:
Fine, go on
:
THANK YOU!
And I think the problem he has is...
Hmm maybe he has a boner
:
What the fuck
:
This was EXACTLY why I wasn't letting you answer
:
Jisung stahp
:
Friends don't understand me understand me anymore
:
OMG TXT
No wait I have a problem
:
Are you ever gonna tell us the problem?
:
I will but that would make a certain someone jealous
:
GASP
THE SHADE HAS BEEN THROWN ON JISUNG
JISUNG IS ANGERYYYY
:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:
Okay two questions
1) how are we all so sure that it's Jisung that he's talking about
2) Felix why are you moaning
:
I'm not angry
:
*Angery
:
*Angry
:
*Angery
:
*Angry
:
NOW IM ANGERY
:
Let's just ignore this and get to the problem
:
Alright
So an older girl proposed to me today
:
How old?
:
Maybe 2 years?
:
...........................
I'm not jealous
I'm just wishing the best for you
And your love life
:
Really?
:
No
:
Gaym
:
Sjshsjksksks
:
WHY DO I NOT HAVE A NOONA
EVEN THE KID DOES
:
Lmao I feel so bad for you
:
You aren't a bad choice either bruh
Advertisement
HOOT HOOT IM SINGLE
:
HOOT HOOT IM NOT READY TO MINGLE
:
Let's play forever I just wanna be your dog
:
TXT TXT TXT TXT TXT
:
I'm sorry but im a cat dad
:
Meow meow
:
I would laugh but this just shows his desperation
:
Ew
:
Jisung, I'm sure you'll find a noona someday
And Jeongin, where's the problem?
:
Like she told me that she likes me a lot and all
And she's really pretty too
And she's good in studies
But there's a rumor that she's into horseplay
:
Oh my god-
That's a thing?
:
Idk what horseplay means but it doesn't sound good
:
Google it, kid
:
NO DON'T LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE JEONGIN
MINHO WHY
:
Wae oppar wae
:
He's not your oppa dude wyd
:
He's my oppar
:
I'm gonna air fry you like french fries
:
At least then Hyunjin would be able to call himself french
:
But I'm Australian????
:
OMG STOP
JEONGIN MUST BE GOOGLING THAT NASTY THING
:
I am ✨traumatized✨
:
Ik sweetie ik
:
Why is that something Jisung would be into?
:
I'm not into these things
:
Complete your sentence
:
-until and unless I find a noona who is into it
:
Good job
Sometimes I regret being your friend
:
Ah ik
That's because your small brain cannot understand the privilege of being with me
:
Well, excuse me?
Even Einstein had a small brain
:
So you agree that your brain is small?
:
No small brain stigma, dude
If Einstein wasn't ashamed, then nor am I
:
Whatever
I'm going to turn that girl down
I don't want to be a horse while I do... That
:
You ARE NEVEE DOING THAT SIR YOU ARE S M O L
:
Meth
:
Hyunjin please XD
:
I'm not gonna stay a kid all my life bruh wth
:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Advertisement
Imaginings
When you let the mind wander, there's no telling where it's going to end up. This collection of short stories is the fruit of that wanderlust. Science fiction, mystery, and even a fairy tale can be found here, each with it's own subtle twist and an undercurrent of humor. Your imagination can take you anywhere. Start your wanderings here. This short story collection is now complete.
8 84Got Yeet into Murim (Xianxia-Wuxia Hybrid)
Yun Zhi, the prime disciple of the Jade Qilin Sect, had failed to establish her foundation. Ever since then, she had lost any desire to study or cultivate... Every day, she only eats and sleeps... Fiery sun dominates the daylight Pitch darkness covering the night Why bother working tirelessly, right? When you can keep your eyes shut... She had become a total NEET! A total failure, scum of society! ... One day, her grandfather and father took her to see a famed master for treatment... However, rather than treatment... Those three old fossils, YEET her out to another world! "Scammers, traitors! Watch your back, I'll remember this!" Ahh, what a touching goodbye scene... AUTHOR'S NOTE: Originally thought I could update faster. I might have to slow down a bit as I wish to focus on other fiction "Ancestor, Wake Up" and also continue "Ein Gard" as soon as possible. Sorry about this.
8 122The Blue Path: Step 1
Reality is a prison. Zero Space is the only way out. The Haven - a fortified skyscraper. It's humanity's last stand, and it won't be standing much longer. Jay might not live to see the end of the world. Not in his condition. He’d rather spend his remaining time playing a VR game called Zero Space. At least there, he can be a gun-toting bad-ass named Shae. But when Jay finds a forbidden new power, it reveals a secret side of Zero Space, filled with sentient AI, scheming monsters, and murderous players. Zero Space may be more than just a game. It could be the key to saving the world. Or ending it. --- - New chapters every other Thursday at noon(ish). - Comments and feedback very much welcome! - Check out the Discord Server for early chapters and discussion: https://discord.gg/CKVGsCrMEX
8 97Random Wanderer
Be back soon! I need to sort out myself first. Synopsis: About a god and random adventures.
8 76Chosen Family
Friends are the chosen family! Who understands you better than anyone!Cover by - @proudintrovertgurl :)Read to find out more !
8 184The Dragon's Treasure (Fem!Harry x Draco)
Lady Narcissa Malfoy and Heir Draco Malfoy meet Lady Holly Potter in Madame Malkin's Robes For All Occasion's, and realize she is something far more precious than just the Girl-Who-Lived. Holly comes to live with them at Malfoy Manor. Come along with Holly, Draco, and their friends as they navigate Hogwarts, love, pureblood society, and a meddlesome Headmaster.Soulmark AU, Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry.
8 89