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Help I can't sleep

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And therefore, you very efficiently chose 2:37 AM to disturb us all

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Yo put your phone on mute and sleep

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I have

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Then why tf are you up so late?

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I had assignments

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Wait

As far as I know, Jeongin's mom doesn't let him stay up so late

How are you awake rn??

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I don't wanna tell...

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Were you secretly watching

Um

Big boy videos

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Don't pollute his young mind, you idiot

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I know what he's saying, chill

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Then what was he talking about?

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Eh

Violence videos

I'm not that kind of person who watches hardcore action, sorry

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Oh-

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Well, he isn't completely wrong

There is a little violence for the bed and a lot of hardcore "action"

If you know what I mean ;))

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I should make you a poster

It would say,

"Do you want to pollute a breezy groupchat? Does your dick hurt when you talk normally? Hire Han Jisung! The one and only horny squirrel. For more information, check out P*rnHub"

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How modest of you to censor that word

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No oof I'm not THAT horny

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Please!

You're the horniest guy I've ever seen

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Y'all doing him dirty omg

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See? This is why I love Felix

And I hope this is making Minho jealous

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Thank you?

But I feel like I'm being used?

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Aw no :(

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First of all, I'm not jealous

Second, chanlix

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Only the jealous ones say that they're not jealous

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Jisung

Can't you be soft for once?

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SOFT? AND JISUNG?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOD JOKE Y'ALL

I FELL OFF THE BED LAUGHING

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^

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Uh huh?

I'll be soft now

Test me hmph

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I don't like where this is going

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I don't wanna be a part of this conversation

I'm just gonna ghost ya

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Alright, I'll test him

So Jisung

A girl is on her knees in front of you

What would you want her to do?

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Pray to Jesus for a happy and healthy life

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That's not true

She could be doing other things

Like her pencil had fallen to the ground and she's picking it up

Or because she's tired and she's sitting

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Jeongin, please stay the same

Don't let them pollute your mind

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I still don't understand

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It's better that you don't

If you did, then you'd hate yourself

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I already hate my mind ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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Okay okay you got this question right

So the next question is

You're horny and alone at home

What will you do?

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I'll watch Zootopia to get rid of it

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Good job, officer Judy Hopps

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OMG THAT MOVIE AHHHH

THAT POOR BUNNT DIDN'T DESERVE THE HATE SHE GOT INITIALLY

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Yah yah stop it!!

Shouting it's my thing!!!

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Okay so I scrolled up the texts and before you guys talk more, I have a question

Jeongin, what are you doing up so late?

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Oh right we forgot about that

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I'm embarrassed and shy and awkward as heck so I can't tell you!

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Omg so he really was watching big boy videos!!

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No!!

Fine I admit it

I was reading Harry Styles fanfictions

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Oh my god XDDD

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Okay I do admit that I laughed

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Whatta nerd ahahahaha

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Stfu drama llama

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Wha-

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Btw did it have smut in it?

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NO

BYE