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It's almost Christmas time
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No shit
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It's Christmas when December arrives anyway
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Merry crisis
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And a happy new fear
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I-
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Genius
I applaud
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It's still half a week until Christmas
Don't tell me you're excited like those five year olds who want gifts but get leg warmers instead
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I got those last Christmas
So I'm not looking forward to gifts this year
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I got a half eaten doughnut what are y'all talking about
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You guys get gifts?
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I feel so bad for y'all
But I have the chance to flex hehe
I get gifts
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From girls?
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Sometimes
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Wow I hate you
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That's his way of saying that he's jealous
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Ah right
The same old chat where the same old Jisung thirsts over girls
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I can thirst over Minho too (≧▽≦)
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JuSt AnOthEr DaY iN tHe GrOuPcHaT
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Oh to read that without developing a reading problem
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That is Hyunjin
My friend
And I'm proud of him
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And that is Jisung
My friend
He has rabies
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Wha-
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What are y'all doing this Christmas?
I'm gonna be at home, bored af
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Way to change the topic ಥ‿ಥ
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Thank Felix
He saved your ass from being roasted by Minho
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Damn daddy roast my ass
Minho has removed Jisung from the group
You added Jisung to the group
Jisung is typing...
Minho has removed Jisung from the group
You added Jisung to the group
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I'm sorry please don't kick me out T_T
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Issok Minho please don't
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Ooh do I sense tea?
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How would Minho hyung roast Jisung's ass like does he want to be a chicken tikka or smth?
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Jisung tikka ahahahahsjsjsjsjdjdkdk
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I am: disgusted
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Alright I forgive Jisung
But I won't hesitate to eliminate him
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Eh
Y'all let's change the topic
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Christmas holidays!
What are you guys doing?
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I'll write songs I guess
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Christmas songs?
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Nah, songs about darkness
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Like I said
Merry crisis
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HEY I GOT AN IDEA
I'm throwing a Christmas party and I want you guys to come
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Who else is coming?
I'm shy and awkward and I can't talk to people-
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Just you guys
Come on, let's meet up!
You guys are gonna meet each other for the first time yASSSS
IM SO HYPED
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Hold your horses
Are we all up for the idea tho?
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I have nothing else to do
I'll come
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I'll come too
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I LOVE PARTIES
COUNT ME IN
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I'm coming!
Changbin, you should come too!!!
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Alright I'm in
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If it's just us, then okay :D
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....fine I'll come
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YAYAYAYAY
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LETS DO A SECRET SANTA KINDA THING
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Ooh yes!
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How does that work?
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In our version, let's just bring one gift each, and we'll put chits of our names in a bowl
One by one, we will pick a chit and get the gift of the person whose name we randomly pick up
Sounds good?
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Excellent
Amazing
Awesome
Marvellous
Mind boggling
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I'll stop you right there
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Hehe I can't wait to met y'all!!!! :DDD
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Istg I'll flip out of Jisung tries a pick-up line on me
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:((
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