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Guys I got tea

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SPILL SIS

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Finally smth interesting

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What is it?

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I saw a REALLY HOT girl walking down the street today

Like five minutes ago

And I was staring at her shamelessly beCaUse let's admit it, not shy not me itzyyy

Anyways

She winked at me

And I smirked back

And she giggled and walked off

Looks like my boyish charm is working well on ladies ;))

:

I'm happy for you?

:

Omg you wooed a girl!!

When's the marriage?!?!

:

Don't invite me to a marriage full of winks and smirks and boyish charms because I'm really not interested ✌🏻

:

R00d

But anyways

Lemme be your best man

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I'm a playboi

I don't marry 😎

:

Aw damn :(

I was planning your children's names

How many children do you wanna have tho?

:

Eleven

I'm making a whole cricket team

:

I feel bad for your future wife

:

AnYWAYS

I wanna meet that girl

Because

Smth

Is

Hard

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

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What is?

:

His math homework

:

nO

It starts w a 'c' and ends w a 'ock'

:

classic rock

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Jisung don't even try

:

I give up

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As you should

:

Oh look who showed up

Seo Illuminati

:

Bye

Changbin has left the chat

Seungmin added Changbin

:

No you stay here and suffer w us

:

I didn't ask to be born

:

Are you still in your teenage emo phase?

:

JAJAGSJSJSJSKSJS

SHOTS: FIRED

:

IM SCREAMING OML

:

Why do you even encourage this

Sigh

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Aww poor leader hyung is sick of us

:

Not sick of you at least :D

:

*Yet

:

OOOOOOF

:

wdym ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

:

Nothing hehe

:

The maknae is turning into one of us 2000 liners

:

Don't include me

:

Why :(

:

I can literally imagine him pouting rn

And probably going "noeeee"

:

We know that we will go nowhere if we ship them so let's not even start

:

That's what I was thinking

:

So what about

Minho

+

Jisung?

:

YOU LITERALLY FUCKING GOT HORNY BECAUSE OF A GIRL

HOLD YOUR HORSES, JAKUB

JISUNG*

:

JAKUB AJSJAJSJSJJEJEJSHS

STOP IT OR I'LL DIE LAUGHING

AND THEN YOU'LL FIND MY SKELETON LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH AN OPEN MOUTH CAVITY

AND I DON'T WANT KKAMI TO PISS IN MOUTH AFTER I DIE SO PLEASE STOP

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........

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How do I unsee that

:

Is this the right time to say goodbye?

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But my horniness?

:

deAL W IT YOURSELF YOU PERV

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:(((