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The stars are so beautiful tonight

You wanna know what else is beautiful?

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W-what 🤭

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Me.

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What the heck

I thought I was going to be proposed to!

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Don't confuse hyungs with noonas

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Lmao burnt to a crisp

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Enough burning Jisung

In this household, we only burn Changbin

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I love how I'm always brought up in the conversation out of nowhere :D

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Yeah yeah don't get ahead of yourself

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Yeah lmao strange midget

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Stfu squirrel

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Stfu prism

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Your mum gay

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Your dad lesbian

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OMG WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO PERSONAL

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Because it's 2 AM and I need my beauty sleep

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Lmao it ain't gonna help with your triangleness anyway

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OOF

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FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME

IM NOT A TRIANGLE

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Okay triangle

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BURNNNN

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I feel bad for changbin

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yOU DONT SAY

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL THIS

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Changbin, no offense but

Just get cool

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HOW

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Damn son calm down don't yell at my child

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Jisungie thank you uwu

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Felix called me wHAT

UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU

CAN I ADOPT YOU

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STOP I ADOPTED HIM ALREADY

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I can't watch this love story

Same

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why are you all adopting each other

Are you so eager to be parents or what

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Jisung is eager for that ONE THING

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Do you mean One Direction's song One Thing?

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...yes exactly

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I wonder what one thing 1D wanted from that girl

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Ikr like they were kids when they made that song, their lyrics couldn't have been lewd

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But then again, Jisung is also a kid

And he's horny all the time

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Kid zoned 😔😔

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Lmao you're a kid

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And you're the triangle which the creators of X-Files saw before making the Illuminati symbol

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........

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Are you serious

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Drama within 3Racha is what we love to see

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*grabs popcorn*

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*sips tea*

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I don't usually enjoy seeing people be ridiculed but this is fun

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Wha-

So I'm providing free drama to you all?

I won't speak then

Keep on saying bullshit

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Oh boy now you brought it upon yourself

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Jisung no

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Changbin, my dear

You're so tiny that thumbelina is jealous

Also, I've been receiving calls from Shrek on behalf of you

He wants his face back dude, how long you gonna keep that face?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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Remember when I lost you in that crowd last week?

I was searching for you and I couldn't see you, so I had to bend down and look for the shortest human being

I tell you, the ants were angry that you've taken their place

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This must physically hurt

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Also

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OH MY GOD STOP YOU'RE SO PRETTY

*PETTY

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I am pretty

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Guys, please stop

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Why?

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My lungs can't take it anymore oml

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Not you too :(