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I wanna scream
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I can make you ;)
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Uh huh?
I can make you scream too
By cutting off your dique
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Ouch pain
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Not the holy dique!!
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Don't cut it off, he needs them to make Jisung juniors
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Lmao funny how his dique is also called Jisung junior
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No ew
It's called the general
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We didn't need to know that
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Please change the subject I'm getting uncomfortable
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I plan to go to sleep early today!!
Wait is that the sun
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Son it's 5 AM
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Why are we up at this hour?
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I just love it when I'm able to view the gorgeous sun spread it's majestic golden shade on us while rising from the far end of the world and giving us hope for a better day that before
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No you were just hungry
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!??!?!?!
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I have a sixth sense
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I just woke up to get some water
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The thirst is real, if you know what I mean ;))
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No stfu
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I was busy working
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You're a school student
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Correction: I was producing tracks for 3racha
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OMG ARE WE GETTING A MIXTAPE
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Calm down
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You're the one to say
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GasP
How dARE YOU
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I fucking woke up at 5 because of my phone buzzing off the nightstand and I ended up thinking that it was possessed but NO! it was just a spam!
And now these two wouldn't stop arguing over what? Who's more loud?
It's obviously Hyunjin!!
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HAHA HYUNJIN YOU'RE LOUDER
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That's seriously all you got out of what I said?
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I'm sorry, what else was there?
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Lmao I'm so proud of you Jisung
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UGH
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Naneun ukhae
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Not the time Felix-
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We still don't know why Minho was up at 5
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And why he wanted to scream
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No he just likes randomly screaming that's been established
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Ya know it, mate
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Omg are you Australian too?!?
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I am!
G'day mayte! What'd ya have for brekkie?
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Please stop
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Stop it
Get some help
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AYYYY THAT VINE
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AYYYYY
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Yeah lmao
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Why tf are we all up at 5 am
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Oh? I don't know, yOU TELL ME
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Geez who stuck a stick up your ass
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Stfu or I'll shove a pineapple up yours
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OOOOOOOOOOOH
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You know what this reminds me of?
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No no Felix no
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I have a pen
I have an apple
Uh apple pen!
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I have a pen
I have a pineapple
Uh pineapple pen!
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Apple pen
Pineapple pen
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Uh!
Pen pineapple apple pen
Seungmin has left the group
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Well, that was fun
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My last brain cell has this song on repeat now thanks
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Y'all drive Seungmin away wtf
And WHY AM I LAUGHING
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Welcome back, my sane friend
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Sigh
IF YOU ALL ATTEMPT THAT ONE MORE TIME, I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER EACH ONE OF YOU AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO CHAN
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WHY ME
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BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT FOR CREATING THIS GROUP
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:((
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Alright sorry
But you get my point!
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Btw Minho
Why were you awake?
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I forgot
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I-
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I still want to scream
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Hmu babe
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*sharpens knives*
Oh? You sure about that?
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Sorry sir bye
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