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Ohmygod I have a huge problem!!

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Well let me guess

A unicorn died?

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No wth

That would devastate me

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Alright what's the problem?

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I think I'm pregnant

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WHAT

THE

FUCK

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I'm out

Adiós

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Felix I don't think that's how it works-

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OMG MY MAN'S GONNA BE A DAD!!

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IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU, LIX ❤️

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Are they kiddin or am I trippin

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Don't tell me that y'all are serious

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I'm serious!!

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Alright I'll have the honour of asking you this on behalf of almost all of us...

HOW

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I was just walking down the street

When I saw a hot girl pass by

Like she was actually pretty hot

Then I went home and slept

And when I woke up, my tummy was slightly bloated

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...does this work?

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NO WTF

ARE YOU CRACC

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He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He cracc

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We need to find the mother of his child!!

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Guys-

I'm so done

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I'm preggers bro why are you done

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Congrats Felix!!

Guys...?

Why aren't you congratulating him?

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Congratulate him for what?

Being the weirdest kid on the planet?

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Guys it's teen pregnancy, are you all unsupportive?

I'm disappointed in you all :(

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Why does Felix's problem sound like smth Jisung would say?

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Well, I already had a miscarriage last year

I'm going to help bring Felix's child into this world at any costs

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I so want to join y'all but I'm kinda sane so....?

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Hyunjin, Jisung, will you guys be the godfathers to my child?

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Omg YESSSS

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THANK YOU 🥺

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Wtf guys what's wrong w y'all

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Stfu you m-preg phobic

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M-preg phobic I'm dying

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Also, Felix

Did you think of a name for the child?

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Not yet...

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Name your first child Hyunjin!!

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OML THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!

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They can't be serious rn...

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Alright so tell me Felix

Did you miss your period?

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What's that?

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Yeah what is it?

:

...

Alexa play Ghosting by TXT

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It's blood bath from the vajayjay for those whO HAVE A VAJAYJAY

FELIX YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

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When girls are pregnant, they miss a period

And apparently you never had a period

Do you get what I'm saying?

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So you're saying that I was born pregnant?

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I never knew you were THIS bad at science

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AND COMMON SENSE

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Wait, so you're hinting that Lix isn't preggers? :((

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And there's gonna be no second Hyunjin? :((

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Oh no :((

Then why was my stomach bloated?

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Because you don't workout boi

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I'm gonna cry brb

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I hope you study a little bit of biology next time

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Yeah he told me the other day that stomach puts out all the waste

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It doesn't?!

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FOR GOD'S SAKE!!