《Who Made This Groupchat? » skz》intelligent conversations
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So I was outside and there was a mosquito annoying me so I slapped it and it died
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And?
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But I then realized
That it was just going to get its food
What if I'm hungry one day and I go to the fridge and it slams shut on me?
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Jeongin r u ok
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That's actually pretty dark
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That was actually genius
Gave me an epiphany
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IM THE ONE I SHOULD LOOOOOOOVE IN THIS WORLD
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I actually do want a fridge to slam shut on Jisung
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Why would you say that ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
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Sigh
Why are you two like this
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And I see no intelligent conversation again
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You want an intelligent conversation?
We'll have one with a good vocab
Just wait and watch
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Waiting and watching
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I can almost imagine him sipping tea while saying that
Even tho I don't know what he looks like
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Macroeconomics is a branch of economics dealing with the performance, structure, behavior, and decision-making of an economy as a whole. This includes regional, national, and global economies.
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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Thy thee thine thou art in le groupchat
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Bye
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You see, this is why I didn't ask for an intelligent conversation
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I have a question, smarties
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No you're not allowed to have any
You have no right
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Just let him ask first!!
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Alright triangle
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME
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Shush let him ask first
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...okay
Why is gravity the way it is?
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This can be fun
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Eh
Ehhhh
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Using the 2000' liner brain link, we transmitted the reply to Jisung
He'll tell you
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Wow you just threw me under the bus didn't you
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So do you guys have no answers?
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Ofc not
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As a matter of fact, I do know the answer
You see, gravity is smth mysterious to mankind
Basically it's like we are made of magnet and the pull from the ground pulls us down and shit
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So it depends on the lord almighty to provide us w magnets in our bodies
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I've never seen someone be SO RANDOM
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You know what? I have an answer
Basically the weight of your idiocy pulls you down
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In that case, you're an idiot too
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Sike bitch I'm Levi Ackerman and I roll like a bayblade in the air
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This group never stops making AOT references
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Was it oshiete?
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....no wtf you couldn't be more wrong
Disappointed but not surprised
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Stfu I'm too old for this shit
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HOW CAN YOU MISTAKE OSHIETE-
you know what? I'm not even gonna say it
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Anyway, what were we doing?
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We were never doing anything, Felix
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Well you guys were doin smth
Making a fool outta yourselves
I was enjoying
Continue continue
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Why do I feel like we provide them all w free drama?
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I need money for being so entertaining
Make this group a paid show
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You aren't a cam boy shut up
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What's a cam boy?
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Eh
Mom's calling gotta go
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Yeah my squirrel friends are lonely bye
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I think I heard my name being called I gtg
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Why are y'all going?
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Everyone say BYE!
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:((
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